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Things I accomplished so far this quarantine: 1. Gained 10 pounds 2.
I'd like to start this day with a shoutout to my family. Without them, there would never be this much running.
My therapist: Learn a lesson from your dog.. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh*t and move on.
What else am I going to do while my husband is watching football?
Are you even "in training" if you aren't always sore as f*ck
Thanks for being my go-to running friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
**FINISHER MEDALS** "It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."
Don't compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to the person from yesterday.
"Daddy, why did Mommy past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her GPS watch tells her it's OK."
My date told me I should start lifting more than running... ...my date is sleeping by himself tonight.
The Dr. said "Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. And take these pills for pain." Then she asked if I had any questions.... I replied, "So can I run tomorrow?"
Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are Guac, Baby Girl. Guac.
Friend: Want to run a virtual half this weekend? Me: Oh hell no, not again Friend: But the medal is cool Me: You son of a bitch, I'm in
If it weren't for me, you'd have no one to pass!
TRIATHLON: Why suck at only one sport when you can suck at three
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