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Things I accomplished so far this quarantine: 1. Gained 10 pounds 2.
Please ignore the faces I make while running .
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
Thanks for being my go-to running friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
What else am I going to do while my husband is watching football?
Ran my first marathon... Not to be dramatic but one of the hardest things I've ever had to do was get out of my bed this morning.
**FINISHER MEDALS** "It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."
Friend: Want to run a virtual half this weekend? Me: Oh hell no, not again Friend: But the medal is cool Me: You son of a bitch, I'm in
My date told me I should start lifting more than running... ...my date is sleeping by himself tonight.
"Daddy, why did Mommy past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her GPS watch tells her it's OK."
If you wanna impress me with your car... it better be a food truck
Don't compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to the person from yesterday.
THEM: "Post the first picture of you and your significant other together" ME:
If it weren't for me, you'd have no one to pass!
Marathon Training Log *DAY 49* I've completely forgotten what it feels like to not be a little bit sore all the time
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