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I run because punching people is frowned upon.
I'm not sure if people driving by are staring at me because I'm running, or because I'm talking to myself.
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Facebook. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
Doesn't matter how cold it gets, there will always be that one runner...
Don't let anyone bullshit you, running a marathon is f*cking hard
Me: *saves $20 from not eating out* Me: I think I'll reward myself by buying this $160 running shoes
My five year plan is to make it through this year
Fun Runs: Where dressing like peopleofwalmart.com is encouraged!
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f*ck runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
I'd like to start this day with a shoutout to my family. Without them, there would never be this much running.
Pro tip: Be so fast that everyone forgets that you are ugly
Therapist: and what do you say to the people who unfollow you cause you post only about running? Me: stay mad hoe Therapist: actually yes lmfao
Me: I'm gonna start having more fun on weekends, life is too short *Me on weekends -after a long run*
Y'all looove skinny runners until y'all cuddling and they get lost in the cover like a remote
Me: wow this recovery run really makes me appreciate the easy days My mind: destroy him Me: but– My mind: I said f*cking destroy him
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