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Happy Global Running Day, my nizzles!! I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more. Fo shizzle.
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with running shoes, it was meant to be
You know who NEVER says "running is really hard on your joints"? People who actually run.
There's NO ROOM for unsupportive runners in 2020
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel this way? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes like "Man, you're suck a Cheetah!" And they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever.
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: we go for a run Therapist: [nods] we go for a run
*IT band sore af* Stretching: Rest: Ice: Motrin: KT tape: i got you babe
Y'all please be careful out there cause these people with no AC driving fast af!
I run because I love my body. And carbs. I really love carbs.
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... They last longer than flowers.
I have blisters on both feet, I might have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk. But I got a shiny medal saying "Finisher"... Which is nice !!
You know you're a runner... when you see another person running and get jealous.
During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the f**k runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??
The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and men puke in the bleachers behind the track.
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