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It's the start of the brand new day  and I'm off like a herd of turtles.  But I run.
Prayers needed... Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job
10 miles down and I just realized that  I forgot to start my Garmin.
Runner's high:  The feeling you get when you  buy a new pair of running shoes!
I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week.  There's no in-between
If I weren't on such a runner's high,  I'd be ticked that my shoe  size went UP while my  cup size went DOWN.
My only fitness goal for 2020 is to get down to what i told the DMW i weigh
Me: For Christmas I want a dragon Santa: Be realistic Me: Ok, I want to be sponsored by Nike Santa: What color dragon you want?
Completed my first marathon.  And the award for "Acting normal  when you have a crap load of pain"  goes to...... ME !!!!
People are so worried about what  they eat between Christmas and the  New Year, but they really should  be worried about what they  eat between New Year  and Christmas.
I like  running almost as much as  I love shopping for  running gear.
I'd like to start this day with a shoutout to my family. Without them, there would never be this much  running.
I really wish we had subtitles in real life because I really don't be hearing shit
Someone: what are your plans  for the weekend Me: who knows Me: (i know) Me: (run all the miles)
Thanks for being my go-to running  friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
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