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Top Seven Things About the Weekend: 1. I  2. Have  3. My 4. Long 5. Run 6. F*ck 7. Off
IT HURTS when you do so much for someone special and in the end you get "...the race is now canceled"
Honey, you think it's tough getting into a sport bra, wait until you  try to take it off after  an hour of sweating!
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
No matter how good you feel on your run... there will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you
Running makes you feel invincible.. until that really fast lady pushing  a stroller passes you on the trail.
If I weren't on such a runner's high,  I'd be ticked that my shoe size went UP while my cup size went DOWN.
I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really starting to mess with my running schedule
Are you even "in training" if you aren't always sore as f*ck
I run because punching people  is frowned upon.
My five year plan is to make it through this year
If your relationship still works... You could be training harder!!
At mile 20 I thought I was dead.  At mile 22 I wished I was dead.  At mile 24 I knew I was dead.  At mile 26.2 I realized I had  become too tough to kill.
My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die. But my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life.
My dumbass is smiling at runners.  With my mask on.
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