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Why it's so quiet on here today? You mf outside aint ya
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f@#k runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you, and kinda makes you wanna poop.
How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a Hill it's an Incline! Keep Pushing!
we ain't gotta argue baby, let's run it out
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
Your first six emojis explains your life right now. No cheating.
No, i don't really "rise and shine". Most days, i just caffeinate and then hope for the best.
I need to social distance myself from my fridge so I can flatten my curve
Friends who sweat together stay together!!
My fitness goal for 2019 is to get down to what I told the DMW I weigh.
During a race: "I'M GONNA DIE." After the race: "I could've run harder..."
If you love women who run long distance, raise your glass... If not, raise your standards.
Getting back in shape after a loooong workout hiatus is one of the best feelings. Feels like a bad b!tch has been rebirthed
Never underestimate the strength of a woman. Never f*ck with one who runs 26.2 miles for fun.
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