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My body has absorbed so much sanitizer that when I pee, it cleans the toilet
I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week. There's no in-between
You know you're a runner when... You've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because, "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
My only fitness goal for 2020 is to get down to what i told the DMW i weigh
Completed my first marathon. And the award for "Acting normal when you have a crap load of pain" goes to...... ME !!!!
10 miles down and I just realized that I forgot to start my Garmin.
Shocking discovery, apparently one extra day off was not enough to fix my achilles tendinitis?
I had a plain Greek yogurt this morning,then a salad for lunch. Then I came home and ate the entire kitchen.
Me: For Christmas I want a dragon Santa: Be realistic Me: Ok, I want to be sponsored by Nike Santa: What color dragon you want?
What do I think about when I run? Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off.
It's one of those days where if I don't go for a run, you'll be lucky not to see me on the news
Someone: what are your plans for the weekend Me: who knows Me: (i know) Me: (run all the miles)
No, i don't really "rise and shine". Most days, i just caffeinate and then hope for the best.
EARLY MORNING RUN During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm sooo f*cking tired During the last mile: f*ck yeah baby! That's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow
I'd like to start this day with a shoutout to my family. Without them, there would never be this much running.
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