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When people say they want to go for a run with me... Oh so you wanna go for a RUN RUN
I basically have 3 hairstyles: straight, wavy and homeless
You know you're a runner... when you see another person running and get jealous.
During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the f**k runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??
Please tell me I'm not the only one who measures time using songs. "oh, it only took me 4 songs to get here"
All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them
Friend: Want to run a virtual half this weekend? Me: Oh hell no, not again Friend: But the medal is cool Me: You son of a bitch, I'm in
You know you're a runner when... your bank statement is basically a race calendar.
Tip: If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster
Garmin died... Not moving until it's charged.
What's more painful than running on the treadmill? Earphones with only one side working
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between New Year and Christmas.
**Username or Password incorrect** Hey, Strava, why can't you just tell me which one
Of COURSE it's a coincidence that there is a race (with a really cool medal) in the same place I planned our vacation!
we ain't gotta argue baby, let's run it out
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