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Suck it up... So one day you won't have to suck it in
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons  4 ultras...you must be soooo healthy   ME:  *caffeine-addicted, chronically  tired, occasional binge-eating,  shin stress-fractures*  "Haha yeah idk it's just  a lifestyle at this point"
When I say "have a nice day," remember that the "motherf**ker" is silent
If you are a person who suddenly finds yourself with a need to go for a "run" in another state friendly towards "running" just know that I will happily drive you, support you, and not talk about the "running" trip to anyone ever
You know you're a runner when you  can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel  out of shape
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest  like your running friends have
The runner urge to check yourself out  in store windows as you run by
She's a 10 but all she does is run
"I love the weekends because it gives me a chance to get all caught up on my errands, chores, and laundry," is  actually a sentence I used to  say before I started running
People who suggest going for a run  and then getting brunch are people you NEED in your life
I stop myself for being rude so many times a day and NO ONE appreciates it
Petition to start parties at 5:45 so I can  be in bed by 8:30.... Marathon season is upon us !!
Came home after a short run and my  dog peed a little because he was happy  to see me. None of my friends pee when  they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes
Nothing is more satisfying than going  for a run with a fully charged GPS watch
Just two goats staring at each other
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