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Me without coffee: anxious Me with coffee: anxious, but faster
*passing a slower runner* Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Also Me: *Another one bites the dust*
If I say "I'll call you back after my run" just go enjoy the rest of your day
"I will NOT think about the pee word."
"your password is weak" lmao wait till you see my last week's mileage
im tryna ride for you, with you & on you
Kinda annoying when you're excited to talk to someone about your upcoming race and don't feel the same energy back.
Eat one brownie? Run 1 Mile. Eat two brownies? Run 2 Miles. Eat pan of brownies? Run out for more brownies!
I really wish we had subtitles in real life because I really don't be hearing shit
Happy Global Running Day, my nizzles!! I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more. Fo shizzle.
"Where have you been? I haven't seen you in ages." Me:
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you.
The only thing working harder than me during a run is my sports bra.
Marathon training, day 57... If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.
Running is a lot like shopping at Target... You intend to run only $30 5Ks and before you know it, you're registering for $175 marathons!
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