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You know who NEVER says "running is really hard on your joints"? People who actually run.
Runner Girl Problems: Going to the running store to pick up one GU and coming back with two new outfits and shoes!
If you think you can just win me over with some running shoes and a puppy... you're damn right.
It's the start of the brand new day and I'm off like a herd of turtles. But I run.
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Facebook. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and men puke in the bleachers behind the track.
Me: I'll add 2 miles to my long run... How harder could it be? Also me:
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week. There's no in-between
Can't put my finger on what I'm in the mood for.... Could it be donuts? A quick run? An orgasm? Amazon shopping? idk
26 POINT FREAKING 2....The begging be so litt..... Butterflies and lies
Therapist: F*ck anyone who doesn't like running Me: Wow, that's a lot of sex
Me: I'll run 5 today Garmin: 5.12 miles Me: wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
Remember how I complained about it being too hot to run just a few weeks ago? I take it all back!
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
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