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I'm on a low carb diet. Whenever I feel low, I eat carbs.
Don't blame the holidays; you were fat in August.
Therapist: F*ck anyone who doesn't like running Me: Wow, that's a lot of sex
What's with the obsession with calling food or recipes "better than sex"... I tried your Pinterest risotto Sharon and frankly I'm wondering if your needs are being met
RUNNING HACK: There are no f-ing hacks. If running is difficult, RUN MORE.
I named my dog 5 Miles so I can tell people I walk 5 Miles every day.
MY THERAPIST: It seems like you fall in love too easily ME: What babe?
If I weren't on such a runner's high, I'd be ticked that my shoe size went UP while my cup size went DOWN.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away! And 3 runs per week make sure you never get sick!
My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMW I weigh.
Me: My Insta crush liked my photo Friend: How'd you meet him? Me: Through a mutual virtual race account
Name something more upsetting than the AirPods' low-battery warning 5 min into your long run, I'll wait
Me: I think I want to skip 2020 Boston Inner me: like you have a choice
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
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