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Therapist: F*ck anyone who doesn't like running Me: Wow, that's a lot of sex
*Comes home from training run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
What a f*cking year this week has been
Garmin died... Not moving until it's charged.
If I weren't on such a runner's high, I'd be ticked that my shoe size went UP while my cup size went DOWN.
If you think you aren't creative... Buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMW I weigh.
Of COURSE it's a coincidence that there is a race (with a really cool medal) in the same place I planned our vacation!
What's with the obsession with calling food or recipes "better than sex"... I tried your Pinterest risotto Sharon and frankly I'm wondering if your needs are being met
You know you're a runner... when you see another person running and get jealous.
When your friends suggest that you could just skip the run.... "You think this is a game?"
Don't blame the holidays; you were fat in August.
Me: My Insta crush liked my photo Friend: How'd you meet him? Me: Through a mutual virtual race account
Name something more upsetting than the AirPods' low-battery warning 5 min into your long run, I'll wait
I wouldn't say that running solves problems... but it prevents me from causing them.
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