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You might be a runner if you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and obsessed as compliments.
Therapist: F*ck anyone who doesn't like running Me: Wow, that's a lot of sex
You might be a runner if your new best friend is someone you just met on the race course.
Trying to get in shape & maybe running 5 days a week, it's often called "OBSESSIVE"... So sitting at home watching TV 7 days a week isn't?
Remember that time you said "yes, I will cruise with you..." Can you imagine how different our lives would be had you started telling me no back then?
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain
7,900,000 people are running right now. 4,300,000 are getting ready to run. 1,100,000 just finished their run. And you.... well you're reading this. Don't be a tangerine! GO RUN!!
Cross Country running is all about sportsmanship... Until you think you can pass me up in the chute! Yeah... Not happening!!!
My dumbass is smiling at runners. With my mask on.
*Comes home from training run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early... Every. Single. Morning.
Therapist: and what do you say to the people who unfollow you cause you post only about running? Me: stay mad hoe Therapist: actually yes lmfao
Y'all get tougher when it rains... I get Arthritis, WE ARE NOT THE SAME
Ibuprofen. Drug of choice for when the runner's high wears off !!
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it's my cellphone.
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