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You're the reason I get up in the morning.  Just kidding... I am training for  a half-marathon.
I was in a running store today and  this girl walked in, looked at me  and went "hello, where are  the Nike Alphafly Next%?"  like girl I don't work  here but aisle 8
I'm about ready for the weekend...  Monday, 11:38 am
Due to coronavirus my summer body  will be postponed until 2021. Thank you for your understanding
IT HURTS when you do so much for someone special and in the end you get "...the race is now canceled"
When life shuts a door  open it again. It's a door.  That's how they work
I have blisters on both feet, I might  have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.. But I got a shiny medal saying I finished the 2018GoldChallenge... Which is nice!!
Me: I'll run 5 today  Garmin: 5.12 miles Me: wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
I need to social distance myself from  my fridge so I can flatten my curve
Headphones (n.) A socially acceptable "I'm ignoring you" device
Fitbit: Sore today, strong tomorrow  Me: Nope, still sore
Anyone else permanently going through  a lot lately?  "Thank you for entering the Chicago Marathon non-guaranteed  entry drawing. We regret to  inform you that..
*Comes home from training run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you  my pace and splits."
*IT band sore af*  Stretching: Rest: Ice: Motrin:  KT tape: i got you babe
FACT: Running without music is like having teeth  pulled without  novocaine.
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