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Me without coffee: anxious Me with coffee: anxious, but faster
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain
RUNNER: One who has six pairs of "retired" Running shoes in her closet in addition to the ones currently in use.
Therapist: and what do you say to the people who unfollow you cause you post only about running? Me: stay mad hoe Therapist: actually yes lmfao
Therapist: F*ck anyone who doesn't like running Me: Wow, that's a lot of sex
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
Y'all get tougher when it rains... I get Arthritis, WE ARE NOT THE SAME
Remember that time you said "yes, I will cruise with you..." Can you imagine how different our lives would be had you started telling me no back then?
Trying to get in shape & maybe running 5 days a week, it's often called "OBSESSIVE"... So sitting at home watching TV 7 days a week isn't?
You might be a runner if your new best friend is someone you just met on the race course.
*Comes home from training run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
Cross Country running is all about sportsmanship... Until you think you can pass me up in the chute! Yeah... Not happening!!!
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it's my cellphone.
When it was supposed to be a sexy night but your 'carbo loader' went too hard on endless breadsticks at the Olive Garden
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early... Every. Single. Morning.
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