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I'm not sure if people driving by are staring at me because I'm running, or because I'm talking to myself.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Don't make me choose between running and you
*Comes home from training run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
Woke up in running clothes..... I really admire drunk me and her ambitions.
"I'm so Mean, I make Medicine sick"!
It's a lot easier to start your race when you know it will end up with beer
My only fitness goal for 2020 is to get down to what i told the DMW i weigh
Name something more upsetting than the AirPods' low-battery warning 5 min into your long run, I'll wait
Don't blame the holidays; you were fat in August.
What a f*cking year this week has been
If I weren't on such a runner's high, I'd be ticked that my shoe size went UP while my cup size went DOWN.
Of COURSE it's a coincidence that there is a race (with a really cool medal) in the same place I planned our vacation!
Warning. I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
If you think you aren't creative... Buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
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