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*Comes home from training run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
Name something more upsetting than the AirPods' low-battery warning 5 min into your long run, I'll wait
The relationship hit different when y'all start off as running buddies
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you.
I wouldn't say that running solves problems... but it prevents me from causing them.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
Of COURSE it's a coincidence that there is a race (with a really cool medal) in the same place I planned our vacation!
No matter how good you feel on your run... there will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you
When I say "give me 5 minutes"... I mean 5 treadmill minutes
Me: My Insta crush liked my photo Friend: How'd you meet him? Me: Through a mutual virtual race account
If I weren't on such a runner's high, I'd be ticked that my shoe size went UP while my cup size went DOWN.
Y'all saw me getting fat and y'all didn't say nothing... smh y'all fake
"I'm so Mean, I make Medicine sick"!
I signed up for my first half-marathon. My goal was to lose 10 pounds... Only 19 to go
The truth is you can always run faster but sometimes the truth hurts.
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