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Some of you are wholesome, genuine, loving, and kind and it f*cking shows. Never change, please
Shoutout to the people who smile at you when you run past them instead of giving you a dirty-ugly look
"I wanna run Chicago with you"
Telling me I'm fast as f*ck isn't a compliment it's a FACT like thanks for having eyes bro
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE 1. Birth 2. What the fuck is this 3. Thank God for running 4. Death
Literally just did an ab workout and I don’t have abs.... I’m sick of all the lies man
Sometimes all you need is a nap, a bottle of wine and 25 thousand dollars.
I SHOULDA WORN A JACKET!!!
You know you're a runner when... you buy running shoes based on their functional qualities even if they're ugly as f*ck
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest like your running friends have
Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together.
1% of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99% will know what they are missing.
Do you ever just wear headphones so people won't talk to you?
Scientific research suggests that runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
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