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Ibuprofen. Drug of choice for when the runner's high wears off !!
What's worse than running 1.68 miles and realizing you didn't turn on your GPS watch??? NOTHING.
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
Kinda annoying when you're excited to talk to someone about your upcoming race and don't feel the same energy back.
Yikes... one of the voices in my head has a potty mouth today.
You know you're a runner when... The thermometer says 45 degrees and you think Score! Optimal running weather!!!
I will unfollow you so quick, once I find out you're not following me back. You are not Eliud Kipchoge sweetie
I love getting cute morning texts like "your order is out for delivery"
"I'm just gonna stretch when I get home." Is one of the worst decisions you make as a runner
You know you're a runner when... you do all your ironing in the dryer.
No one: Me: What a beautiful day to go for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week. There's no in-between
RUNNER: One who has six pairs of "retired" Running shoes in her closet in addition to the ones currently in use.
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits... Go for a run, go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
When I say "give me 5 minutes"... I mean 5 treadmill minutes
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