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No one: Me: What a beautiful day to go for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
"I am seriously considering becoming a foot model." Said no distance runner ever.
Immediately regretting my decision... to start training for a half-marathon during the summer.
I used to see a Life Coach pretty frequently, back when they were called Bartenders.
You know you're a runner when... You get in a stinky mood after 3 days of not running.
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word f*ck like it's a comma.
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like fuck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
I run marathons. Yes, for fun.
Something only a runner would understand... Traveling somewhere new to run a race IS a vacation !!
Mile 17. I'm not saying I'm in pain... I'm just saying that Advils are my skittles now.
Sign you've been training for Boston: you have about four small errands you've been trying to get done for a million months.
Didn't I just see you?
Live footage of me working from home.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hot.
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