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EARLY MORNING RUN During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm sooo f*cking tired During the last mile: f*ck yeah baby! That's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow
Me: For Christmas I want a dragon Santa: Be realistic Me: Ok, I want to be sponsored by Nike Santa: What color dragon you want?
WARNING. I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake.. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution.
1% of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99% will know what they are missing.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Don't make me choose between running and you
I just finished my triathlon training and now I have time to spend with my family. They seem like good people.
Nine months from now I better not see KO'RONA VYRESS 6lbs 4oz
Always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for "special occasions." Obviously, my run is a "special occasion". I've started running daily!
Me: *crossing the finish line* Mile 26.2: Congratulations. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.
Friend: Want to run a virtual half this weekend? Me: Oh hell no, not again Friend: But the medal is cool Me: You son of a bitch, I'm in
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PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. 8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
RIP to all the boobs lost to running. You will be truly missed.
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with running shoes, it was meant to be
"Daddy, why did Mommy run past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her Garmin tells her it's OK."
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