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My daughter drew me showing off my favorite "bling"... I've never felt more understood
What feels illegal, but it isn't? Walking out of a running store without buying anything
Before I get in shape does anyone like me chubby
I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
Teach your children the joy of running and they'll never have enough money to buy drugs.
I NEVER DRINK! I just disinfect my internal running injuries.
Me to me: "Is he actually cute? ....Or is he just fast?"
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
Finished my run. And my stopwatch was off the whole time
I didn't wear earrings during quarantine and my holes closed up. I'm having an anxiety attack that my vagina is next
I'd like to start this day with a shoutout to my family. Without them, there would never be this much running.
"I'm just gonna stretch when I get home." Is one of the worst decisions you make as a runner
My issue with stretching is you have to keep doing it
You know you're a runner when... you see another person running and get jealous
Therapist: are you sexually active? Me: I'm running the Majors Therapist: a simple "no" is fine
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