eBibs

Eat one brownie? Run 1 Mile.  Eat two brownies? Run 2 Miles.  Eat pan of brownies?  Run out for more brownies!
I high-five tree branches on my running path imagining it's a crowd cheering me on. It works.
"Daddy, why did Mommy run past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her Garmin  tells her it's OK."
Do people who say summer is their favorite season
Why do I have to pee again, I just peed, a race report.
Friends who are patient when you  need to take a dump mid-run >>>>>>
You know what makes a long run  extra hard? Diarrhea. That you can't control. UGH.
I'm looking forward to the Rock'n'Roll virtual running series. I heard they're your normal runs but with medals
Therapist:  F*ck anyone who  doesn't like running    Me: Wow, that's a lot of sex
I know I said I wanted to get fit. But I'm hungry.
Someone just told me that they don't run because it's "Bad for your knees" and I'm starting to realize what my  parents meant when they said I should  be careful who I surround myself with
If you see me running around the block with multiple race bibs on my shirt it's  because I'm doing a 3-in-1 Have some respect  and look away
You're the reason I get up in the morning.  Just kidding... I am training for  a half-marathon.
"I will NOT think about the pee word."
Why are gym girls so extra with their instagram captions. It's a mirror selfie Sharon, don't drag Gandhi into this
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