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I run because punching people  is frowned upon.
Someone: what are your plans  for the weekend Me: who knows Me: (i know) Me: (run all the miles)
Honey, you think it's tough getting into a sport bra, wait until you  try to take it off after  an hour of sweating!
I ran 5 miles this morning.. So if I did the math right, that entitles me  to 3 pounds of chocolate  and 2 bottles of wine
Trying to embrace taper week is like feeding a kid candy then telling him  to sit still.... It ain't easy!!
Cross Country running is all about  sportsmanship... Until you think you can pass me up in the chute!  Yeah... Not happening!!!
Running won
Running makes you feel invincible.. until that really fast lady pushing  a stroller passes you on the trail.
Mile 17. I'm not saying I'm in pain...  I'm just saying that Advils are my skittles now.
I can run a freakin' marathon...  ...but I can't find my bed under the piles of laundry.
Marathon training, day 57... If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.
RUNNER: One who has six pairs of  "retired" Running shoes in her closet in addition to the ones currently in use.
My running group circle over the past few years:          2016     2017    2018     2019     2020
"Daddy, why did Mommy run past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her Garmin  tells her it's OK."
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like  beer and food too
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