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How many 'learn to run' clinics can I take before I'm a 'terminal beginner'?
GARMINBRAG: A photograph of a GPS watch face uploaded to IG, because actually typing how far or how fast you ran would be narcissistic.
Can't put my finger on what I'm in the mood for.... Could it be donuts? A quick run? An orgasm? Amazon shopping? idk
I ran 5 miles this morning.. So if I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and 2 bottles of wine
Something only a runner would understand... Traveling somewhere new to run a race IS a vacation !!
The truth is you can always run faster but sometimes the truth hurts.
What do I think about when I run? Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off.
That mini heart attack you get when you can't feel your car keys in your pocket
If you think you can just win me over with some running shoes and a puppy... you're damn right.
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment
Remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry?
If you have an opinion about my running style, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others could not hear you fighting for your life?
"you really think running will help you solve your problems" me:
What I love about long runs with you are our totally inappropriate conversations that no sane people should have ever!
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