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My toxic trait is that I set up a budget for running and then proceed to go over that budget by an offensive amount
I overthink. I overtrain. I overeat.
People who suggest going for a run  and then getting brunch are people you NEED in your life
Not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday.
Getting back into running after a long  break must lowkey suck. Imagine having  a bad day at work and then struggling  to run 2 miles
I don't always roll a joint, but  when I do it's my ankle
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest  like your running friends have
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
Just two goats staring at each other
Came home after a short run and my  dog peed a little because he was happy  to see me. None of my friends pee when  they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes
I'm glad I'm only competing with  myself because everyone else is  kicking my ass
Snoop: 4/20 is over...   Danny Trejo: we up next baby 5/5  #CincoDeMayo
How long are you supposed to rest in between mile repeats? Like 6 months?
Getting gas this morning, I noticed the person before me on pump 3 bought $10.00 worth. Where the hell were they going? To pump 4?
1% of the population will run a  marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the  remaining 99% will know  what they are missing.
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