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I run marathons. Yes, for fun.
FACT: Running without music is like having teeth pulled without novocaine.
"I am seriously considering becoming a foot model." Said no distance runner ever.
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life.
Can we normalize ignoring people until you're back from a run
You know you're a runner when... your bank statement is basically a race calendar.
Just two goats staring at each other
What's worse than running 1.68 miles and realizing you didn't turn on your GPS watch??? NOTHING.
You know you're a runner when... You get in a stinky mood after 3 days of not running.
If you went on vacation and didn't bring home a medal, did you even go on vacation?
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
I used to see a Life Coach pretty frequently, back when they were called Bartenders.
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits... Go for a run, go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
You know you are an ultrarunner when you sign up for a 10k and run it twice because it wasn't far enough.
Only runners will understand.... That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
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