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My FitBit really needs an option for 'Running while pushing a 43lb double stroller containing a 50lb girl, a 30 lb boy, and a 10lb dog'
"I wanna run Chicago with you"
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... To qualify for Boston.
RIP to all the boobs lost to running. You will be truly missed.
Things I don't feel like doing after my marathon: MOVING.
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early... Every. Single. Morning.
I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.
You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles.
Running is a pain in the ass, but damn, it sure gives me a nice one
Anyone ever: It's getting hot in here My brain: .....so take off all your clothes ME: wtf why?? still? what year is it????
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
Me two minutes after my phone dies judging people for being on their phones all the time
Ok, drivers...I'm not a proctologist, but I know an arsehole when I see one!
Based on how much my body cracks and pops during my morning run, I'm pretty sure I'm about 78% Rice Krispies
Does anyone remember that time when ur body just worked? Like, just on its own? No pills, no scheduled exercise, no caffeine, no planned hydration, no stretching, no specific diet –you just woke up and boom, that sh!t was good to...
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