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You know you are an ultrarunner when you sign up for a 10k and run it twice because it wasn't far enough.
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early... Every. Single. Morning.
I used to see a Life Coach pretty frequently, back when they were called Bartenders.
My FitBit really needs an option for 'Running while pushing a 43lb double stroller containing a 50lb girl, a 30 lb boy, and a 10lb dog'
Running is a pain in the ass, but damn, it sure gives me a nice one
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... To qualify for Boston.
"I wanna run Chicago with you"
RIP to all the boobs lost to running. You will be truly missed.
I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.
Things I don't feel like doing after my marathon: MOVING.
Me two minutes after my phone dies judging people for being on their phones all the time
You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles.
Based on how much my body cracks and pops during my morning run, I'm pretty sure I'm about 78% Rice Krispies
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
Scientific research suggests that runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
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