eBibs

Eat one brownie? Run 1 Mile.  Eat two brownies? Run 2 Miles.  Eat pan of brownies?  Run out for more brownies!
I ran... and my house is clean.  One of these is a lie.
I always thought I would lift if only I had  more free time...I can now confirm  I would not
Someone once told me life is a  marathon not a sprint. Now life is  nothing but marathons  and hill sprints.
If you went on vacation and didn't  bring home a medal, did you even go  on vacation?
Being a runner and NOT being able to  run is exciting because we don't know  what mood we'll be in next  or for how long
I don't think I've told "No" to running on the treadmill as much as I've told YouTube I don't want to try  YouTube Premium
My FitBit really needs an option for 'Running while pushing a 43lb double stroller containing a 50lb girl,  a 30 lb boy, and a 10lb dog'
You're the reason I get up in the morning.  Just kidding... I am training for  a half-marathon.
Based on how much my body cracks and pops during my morning run, I'm pretty sure I'm about 78% Rice Krispies
My soul mate is probably driving  alone, with a mask on. Come  pick me up stupid
What hoodie and leggings combo  should i put on today to walk around  the house for 12 hours,  it's a hard choice
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons..  8 ultras, you must be so healthy! ME:  *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures*  "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
Some guys have bigger boobs than  me but hey, I'm a distance runner
When you survive another week of  marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life.
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