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Do you ever just wear headphones so people won't talk to you?
Email notification: "Be on the lookout, your running gear arrives Thursday" Me: WHEN IS THAT
WARNING: I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
A clean house is a sign of an injured runner
**non-runner asks if I remember my first marathon** Me: That's like asking the Titanic if it remembers the iceberg
MY THERAPIST: It seems like you fall in love too easily ME: What babe?
"wHaT dO yOur BuMper sTiCkers wiTh randOm deCimals MeAn?" they mean I'm fucking cool ok
My during the week: My body is temple. No carbs, lots of water. Me on the weekend: My body is a frat house. Mexican food & margs till I die. Pizza for breakfast. Who wants to get mimosas?
Are you training for a Marathon? Because I see this relationship going long distance...
Someone once told me life is a marathon not a sprint. Now life is nothing but marathons and hill sprints.
You know you're a runner when... the thermometer says 45 degrees and you think "Score! Optimal running weather."
First we do the running, then we do the things...
What's with the obsession with calling food or recipes "better than sex"... I tried your Pinterest risotto Sharon and frankly I'm wondering if your needs are being met
#InstaRunners belongs to girls. Boys get one good selfie and use it for three years.
Sure, I'm a runner but that's not all there is to me. I also enjoy eating tacos and ordering stuff from Amazon.
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