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Housework... is for people who haven't discovered running yet.
MY THERAPIST: It seems like you fall in love too easily ME: What babe?
I NEVER DRINK! I just disinfect my internal running injuries.
It's finally "I can drink the Nuun I left in my car overnight" season
What a f*cking year this week has been
My daughter drew me showing off my favorite "bling"... I've never felt more understood
Only runners will understand.. That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
SHUT UP, PAIN! I trained not to stop until finish line!
I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
Can we normalize ignoring people until you're back from a run
Friends who sweat together stay together!
TRACK: the only time it's okay for a man with a gun to tell you to take your pants off.
I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
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