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My dumbass is smiling at runners. With my mask on.
You know you're a runner when... You can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like fuck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
I ran 3 miles this morning... So if I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and a bottle of wine!
You know you're a runner when... you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
You know you're a runner.. when your immediate response to any conflict or problem life throws at you is: "I need to go for a run!"
A moment of silence for all the things I have to do but I am not doing
Sad that from January 1 bread and chocolate have calories again
my date: "so u run 5k marathons, huh" me: "i think you should leave"
Instagram and Facebook are down?! Now how will people know I ran today???
Running Shoes: buy us Me: yes master
You know you're a runner when... you sprint through the yellow light like it's the finish line because you don't want to wait...
Welcome to your 40's. If you do not already have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.
Is it just me or did EVERYONE just say fuck the rona this week? Lol
Saying "terrible run" instead of explaining yourself >>>>>>>>>>>>
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