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TRACK: the only time it's okay for a man with a gun to tell you to take your pants off.
I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
I only add coworkers I've seen on strava or garmin connect Lol
Email notification: "Be on the lookout, your running gear arrives Thursday" Me: WHEN IS THAT
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine, wine and a shitload of miles!
ME: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home" *Mainly because I spent all my money on running gear & race entry fees*
I like running and maybe 3 people
You know you're a runner when... you don't stretch. But you know you should.
I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get "smokin' hot" is by being cremated
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... To qualify for Boston.
"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason"
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
F@^K!! ...I'm lost. But I feel so badass it doesn't matter.
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another race Therapist: no
Sometimes you need an early morning run, sometimes you need an orgasm and 3 expresso shots
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