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On the seventh day God decided to rest... He did an easy five.
In order to kick ass you must first lift up your foot.
Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.
GARMINBRAG: A photograph of a GPS watch face uploaded to IG, because actually typing how far or how fast you ran would be narcissistic.
I'm just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home... Mainly because I've spent all my money on running shoes and race entry fees.
During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the f**k runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller... RUNNING.
How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a Hill it's an Incline! Keep Pushing!
Runner thoughts. "Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.... Does my knee hurt? ... ... .. Nope! Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...."
My husband said I run like a girl, and I said if he ran a little faster he could too.
3 Cupcakes = 534 Cal = 5 miles. I could give up cupcakes, but I'm not a quitter.
The best diet shake... is the shake your booty makes when you run!
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