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Do you ever just wear headphones so people won't talk to you?
Didn't I just see you?
"wHaT dO yOur BuMper sTiCkers wiTh randOm deCimals MeAn?" they mean I'm fucking cool ok
All I want for Christmas is more running gear... so that I'll have the ability to eat whatever I want all holiday season.
You know you're a runner when... the thermometer says 45 degrees and you think "Score! Optimal running weather."
I used to see a Life Coach pretty frequently, back when they were called Bartenders.
I think I've reached that point in my life where happy hour is a nap
Sure, I'm a runner but that's not all there is to me. I also enjoy eating tacos and ordering stuff from Amazon.
You know you're a runner when... you see another person running and get jealous
Have you heard? I am a runner. What does that mean you ask? It means I run. A runner isn't defined by their pace or their size or what they look like. Runners are like family. We support each other and we stick together!!
Things I don't feel like doing after my marathon: MOVING.
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
Y'all saw me getting fat and y'all didn't say nothing... smh y'all fake
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You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles.
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