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No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
"you really think running will help you solve your problems" me:
Pro tip: Be so fast that everyone forgets that you are ugly
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
I might be crazy... but at least I'm not alone!
"Is he Ok?" "I'm not sure... but he keeps asking me to pause his Garmin."
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
No matter how fire your selfies are, your race pics will always humble you
After seeing how the public panics over Coronavirus, I can see why the government would never tell us about "them Aliens"
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too
I SHOULDA WORN A JACKET!!!
I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... To qualify for Boston!
Remember before you started running and life was normal, you slept in on weekends, had disposable income, and rarely limped? Didn't that suck?
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