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You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles.
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too
You know you're a runner when... You get in a stinky mood after 3 days of not running.
Running Shoes: buy us Me: yes master
My during the week: My body is temple. No carbs, lots of water. Me on the weekend: My body is a frat house. Mexican food & margs till I die. Pizza for breakfast. Who wants to get mimosas?
ME: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home" *Mainly because I spent all my money on running gear & race entry fees*
How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a Hill it's an Incline! Keep Pushing!
Shoutout to everyone checking their stats on Strava, Fitbit or Garmin on the company dime right now
Dear Life, when I said "can this race get any worse" it was a rhetorical question not a challenge
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
You glow different when you just scored a new PR
Immediately regretting my decision... to start training for a half-marathon during the summer.
Government: "Only go outside for emergencies" People's emergencies: "I wanted donuts"
What a beautiful day to go for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
I don't always run with perfect form. But when I do, I'm passing by the ladies
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