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Beer tent opens at 10:30 ?! That's not good enough.
It does not matter how slowly you go... as long as you don't stop.
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
I run marathons. Yes, for fun.
You know you're a runner when... The thermometer says 45 degrees and you think SCORE! Optimal running weather!!!
My during the week: My body is temple. No carbs, lots of water. Me on the weekend: My body is a frat house. Mexican food & margs till I die. Pizza for breakfast. Who wants to get mimosas?
"I am seriously considering becoming a foot model." Said no distance runner ever.
You know you're a runner when... you start the New Year's Day with a run!
"If you skip a run because it's too hot, you're a lil bitch." – Old Chinese Saying
I used to see a Life Coach pretty frequently, back when they were called Bartenders.
How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a Hill it's an Incline! Keep Pushing!
Don't cry because it's over, cry because you forgot Body Glide and it's time to take a shower.
Facial recognition on my iPhone be like "Damn is this MF really trying to ignore the IT band AGAIN???"
A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY, until you're running it. What (and I cannot stress this enough) the f*ck.
Ok, drivers...I'm not a proctologist, but I know an arsehole when I see one!
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