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Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... To qualify for Boston.
Might get a little crazy tonight and start a movie after 8:30
I could care less about day to day shoes. I just want another pair of good running shoes!
Sometimes you need an early morning run, sometimes you need an orgasm and 3 expresso shots
Me in middle school: Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class Me now: Pays to run 13.1 miles
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb
Being a runner is mf expensive
No one: Me tasting my own food: "Bro you've outdone yourself this time"
I'm on a low carb diet. Whenever I feel low, I eat carbs.
Gas cheapest it's been in 30 years, can't drive. Flights dirt cheap, can't fly. We are stuck in a f*cking Alanis Morissette song doing the #PushUpChallenge
I always thought I would lift if only I had more free time...I can now confirm I would not
Can we normalize ignoring people until you're back from a run
Effort level for this morning's run: Somewhere between OMG and WTF!!!
Talents: 1. Eating 2. Running 3. Signing up for races *Not necessarily in that order
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