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You know you're a runner when... You get in a stinky mood after 3 days  of not running.
I love getting cute morning texts like "your order is out for delivery"
My during the week: My body is temple. No carbs, lots of water. Me on the weekend: My body is a frat house. Mexican food & margs  till I die. Pizza for  breakfast. Who  wants to get  mimosas?
How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a Hill it's an Incline! Keep Pushing!
Shoutout to everyone checking their  stats on Strava, Fitbit or Garmin on  the company dime right now
Dear Life, when I said "can this race get any worse" it was a rhetorical  question not a challenge
Running Shoes: buy us  Me: yes master
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like  beer and food too
ME: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy  a quiet evening at home"  *Mainly because I spent  all my money on running  gear & race entry fees*
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
Government: "Only go outside for emergencies"  People's emergencies:  "I wanted donuts"
You glow different when you just  scored a new PR
What a beautiful day to go for a run  and tell everyone to f*ck off
Immediately regretting my decision... to start training for a half-marathon during the summer.
I don't always run with perfect form. But when I do, I'm passing by the ladies
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