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If you went on vacation and didn't  bring home a medal, did you even go  on vacation?
"I used to hate running."  –every current runner everywhere
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says,  "Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."  Crazy old lady is right.
Today I learned that the average runner spends $1,370 per year...  Always knew I was above average
BOSS: "Hey, can you hop on Zoom  real quick?"   ME:
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their workouts on here so I thought I'd join  the fun
You're legally allowed to park in a handicap spot the day after your  marathon
I've come to a point in my life where  i need a stronger word than f*ck
You automatically lose my respect if  you don't change your running form  and pace when you see other people running
It's taper week so if you wanna go out now's your chance but have me home by 9
She's a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she misses  her daily run.  She is me.
The 3 ppl that be liking my story no  matter what I post are going on my will
Anyone else feeling guilty for not stretching but still not stretching lol
WARNING: I'm exercising, eating right  and watching my alcohol intake. Which  means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm  sore. So proceed with caution
BREAKING: Runner Survives Bank  Failure Crisis By Not Having Any Money In The First Place
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