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I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get "smokin' hot" is by being cremated
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine, wine and a shitload of miles!
I don't think I've told "No" to running on the treadmill as much as I've told YouTube I don't want to try YouTube Premium
There's NO ROOM for unsupportive runners in 2020
You know you're a runner when... you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
Therapist: Are you sexually active? Me: I signed up for an Ironman Therapist: a simple "No" is fine
I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
You know you're a runner when... you don't stretch. But you know you should.
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
I NEVER DRINK! I just disinfect my internal running injuries.
Coronavirus this coronavirus that... can we talk about my virtual race for a second??
Teach your children the joy of running and they'll never have enough money to buy drugs.
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
SHUT UP, PAIN! I trained not to stop until finish line!
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