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FACT: Running without music is like having teeth pulled without novocaine.
"Is he Ok?" "I'm not sure... but he keeps asking me to pause his Garmin."
Let's call it what it is, a 3 mile jog and a .1 mile sprint to the finish to beat the lady with the double stroller.
If you ever want time to slow down, run on the treadmill.
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
**non-runner asks if I remember my first marathon** Me: That's like asking the Titanic if it remembers the iceberg
You know you'd better pick up the pace when a Banana is on your tail... and gaining
I promise to stop talking about my marathon after I run my marathon.
I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
I like running and maybe 3 people
She told me I have good form. I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... To qualify for Boston!
Therapist: are you sexually active? Me: I'm running the Majors Therapist: a simple "no" is fine
NO ONE: LITERALLY NO ONE: ME: "Should I find a race for this weekend?"
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