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"If you skip a run because it's too hot, you're a lil bitch." – Old Chinese Saying
Things I don't feel like doing after my marathon: MOVING.
Facial recognition on my iPhone be like "Damn is this MF really trying to ignore the IT band AGAIN???"
Shoutout to everyone checking their stats on Strava, Fitbit or Garmin on the company dime right now
You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
If you ever want time to slow down, run on the treadmill.
**non-runner asks if I remember my first marathon** Me: That's like asking the Titanic if it remembers the iceberg
Didn't I just see you?
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
Call us JOGGERS one more time!!
What a beautiful day to go for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
ENDORPHINS: more effective than any drug!
I like running and maybe 3 people
I promise to stop talking about my marathon after I run my marathon.
You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles.
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