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You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles.
I promise to stop talking about my marathon after I run my marathon.
A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY, until you're running it. What (and I cannot stress this enough) the f*ck.
Ok, drivers...I'm not a proctologist, but I know an arsehole when I see one!
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
You know you're a runner when... The thermometer says 45 degrees and you think SCORE! Optimal running weather!!!
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb
It does not matter how slowly you go... as long as you don't stop.
Don't cry because it's over, cry because you forgot Body Glide and it's time to take a shower.
You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
If you ever want time to slow down, run on the treadmill.
How my marathon training started. And ended.
No matter how fire your selfies are, your race pics will always humble you
I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
Shoutout to everyone checking their stats on Strava, Fitbit or Garmin on the company dime right now
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