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After seeing how the public panics over Coronavirus, I can see why the government would never tell us about "them Aliens"
Quarantine got y'all going back for a sandwich 10 minutes after eating spaghetti, garlic bread and spinach. Ain't gon be no summer bodies and race PRs
Running Shoes: buy us Me: yes master
I think I've reached that point in my life where happy hour is a nap
You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
Remember before you started running and life was normal, you slept in on weekends, had disposable income, and rarely limped? Didn't that suck?
Instagram and Facebook are down?! Now how will people know I ran today???
"wHaT dO yOur BuMper sTiCkers wiTh randOm deCimals MeAn?" they mean I'm fucking cool ok
You know you're a runner when... you can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
"You're still a rockstar" I whisper to myself as get into bed before 8pm
*wakes up* (the day after a marathon) Ah that muscle soreness probably ain't too bad I can still.... *starts moving a little* I'VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK
You ever say to yourself "this is the worst shape I've ever been it" and then a year goes by and you like "No. This is the worst shape I've ever been in" and then a year goes by and...
Me: "idk why i'm not losing weight." Also me:
My husband says I don't do enough work around the house. It's like this marathon is going to run itself.
Bottle of wine = 534 Calories... or five miles. Yeah, start running!
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