eBibs

Shout out to all runners who will never qualify for Boston, we basic af but we cute
Therapist: are you sexually active? Me: I'm running the Majors Therapist: a simple "no" is fine
I just finished my triathlon training and now I have time to spend with my family. They seem like good people.
**non-runner asks if I remember my first marathon** Me: That's like asking the Titanic if it remembers the iceberg
For run streakers, Global Running Day is like Groundhog Day - we
If you ever want time to slow down, run on the treadmill.
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
I promise to stop talking about my marathon after I run my marathon.
Shoutout to everyone checking their stats on Strava, Fitbit or Garmin on the company dime right now
You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
Things I don't feel like doing after my marathon: MOVING.
You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles.
What a beautiful day to go for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
Didn't I just see you?
I like running and maybe 3 people
Result Pages: <<   ... 196  197  198  199  200 ...   >>