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Call us JOGGERS one more time!!
Didn't I just see you?
ENDORPHINS: more effective than any drug!
A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY, until you're running it. What (and I cannot stress this enough) the f*ck.
Shoutout to everyone checking their stats on Strava, Fitbit or Garmin on the company dime right now
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
**non-runner asks if I remember my first marathon** Me: That's like asking the Titanic if it remembers the iceberg
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
If you ever want time to slow down, run on the treadmill.
"If you skip a run because it's too hot, you're a lil bitch." – Old Chinese Saying
You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles.
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
What a beautiful day to go for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
Facial recognition on my iPhone be like "Damn is this MF really trying to ignore the IT band AGAIN???"
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