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I used to see a Life Coach pretty frequently, back when they were called Bartenders.
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No matter how fire your selfies are, your race pics will always humble you
"I will NOT think about the pee word."
Always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for "special occasions." Obviously, my run is a "special occasion". I've started running daily!
My during the week: My body is temple. No carbs, lots of water. Me on the weekend: My body is a frat house. Mexican food & margs till I die. Pizza for breakfast. Who wants to get mimosas?
I run marathons. Yes, for fun.
A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY, until you're running it. What (and I cannot stress this enough) the f*ck.
You know you're a runner when... you start the New Year's Day with a run!
Beer tent opens at 10:30 ?! That's not good enough.
Facial recognition on my iPhone be like "Damn is this MF really trying to ignore the IT band AGAIN???"
You know you're a runner when... you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
All I want for Christmas is more running gear... so that I'll have the ability to eat whatever I want all holiday season.
If you ever want time to slow down, run on the treadmill.
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
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