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FACT: Running without music is like having teeth  pulled without  novocaine.
"Is he Ok?" "I'm not sure... but he keeps asking me to pause his Garmin."
Let's call it what it is, a 3 mile jog and a .1 mile sprint to the finish to beat the lady with the double stroller.
If you ever want time to slow down,  run on the treadmill.
Shoutout to everyone who got through  the day without taking a nap... Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
**non-runner asks if I remember  my first marathon** Me: That's like asking the Titanic if it remembers the iceberg
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
You know you'd better pick up the pace when a Banana is on your tail... and  gaining
I promise to stop talking about my marathon after I run my marathon.
I like running and maybe 3 people
She told me I have good form.  I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... To qualify for Boston!
NO ONE:  LITERALLY NO ONE: ME:  "Should I find a race  for this weekend?"
Therapist: are you sexually active? Me: I'm running the Majors Therapist: a simple "no" is fine
I love wearing sunglasses.  Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
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