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MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
**non-runner asks if I remember my first marathon** Me: That's like asking the Titanic if it remembers the iceberg
You know you're a runner when... You get in a stinky mood after 3 days of not running.
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
My biggest flex is that I'm not chasing Boston or any of the majors anymore (mainly because I can't qualify but still)
Just finished the 2020 Boston marathon Where's my Oscar for acting like everything is fine
Shout out to all runners who will never qualify for Boston, we basic af but we cute
Have you heard? I am a runner. What does that mean you ask? It means I run. A runner isn't defined by their pace or their size or what they look like. Runners are like family. We support each other and we stick together!!
What a beautiful day to go for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... To qualify for Boston!
One of my 4 nephews just brought me wine and said, "Here's your recovery juice", and now he's the one I'm leaving everything to
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
If you ever want time to slow down, run on the treadmill.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
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