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You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
"Is he Ok?" "I'm not sure... but he keeps asking me to pause his Garmin."
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
I like running and maybe 3 people
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
NO ONE: LITERALLY NO ONE: ME: "Should I find a race for this weekend?"
I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
Have you heard? I am a runner. What does that mean you ask? It means I run. A runner isn't defined by their pace or their size or what they look like. Runners are like family. We support each other and we stick together!!
Therapist: are you sexually active? Me: I'm running the Majors Therapist: a simple "no" is fine
You know you're a runner when... you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
"If you skip a run because it's too hot, you're a lil bitch." – Old Chinese Saying
I don't always run with perfect form. But when I do, I'm passing by the ladies
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed.
You know you'd better pick up the pace when a Banana is on your tail... and gaining
No matter how fire your selfies are, your race pics will always humble you
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