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All I want for Christmas is more running gear... so that I'll have the ability to eat whatever I want all holiday season.
You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
20 things "back-of-the-pack" runners should stop wearing during a race: 1-20: The weight of other people's f*cking judgement and expectation
Don't cry because it's over, cry because you forgot Body Glide and it's time to take a shower.
You know you're a runner when... The thermometer says 45 degrees and you think SCORE! Optimal running weather!!!
Things I don't feel like doing after my marathon: MOVING.
When you gained a little weight but still cute with a good personality
Shoutout to everyone checking their stats on Strava, Fitbit or Garmin on the company dime right now
It does not matter how slowly you go... as long as you don't stop.
NO ONE: LITERALLY NO ONE: ME: "Should I find a race for this weekend?"
What a beautiful day to go for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
I like running and maybe 3 people
For run streakers, Global Running Day is like Groundhog Day - we
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