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Burger and a beer... burger and a beer... burger and a beer... burger and a beer...
THEM: "Post the first picture of you and your significant other together" ME:
To make a woman happy give her three things... Love, Laughter and a Long Run!
I wanna run an ultra - but also, yikes
"bRUNch" after a long run is hella dangerous. 1 minute you're having bottomless mimosas with your squad and the next you're sending "u up" text at 11:50am
Me at 9 PM: "Do your part by staying home, we can stay safe & save lives!!" Me at 9 AM: "surprisingly legs feel great after yesterday's tempo"
*RUNNER'S LOGIC* Only a runner would consider it "winning" a lottery.. If they're picked, they get to run 26.2 miles and have to pay $11.3/mile to do so. YIKES!
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
Cheap flights, work from home, gas prices dropping y'all sure this a crisis?
Your grandparents were called to war. You're being called to sit on a couch. You can do this
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early... Every. Single. Morning.
Imagine you get murdered while out for a run and some girl skips your episode of forensic files because it's boring
The face a runner makes when trying to eat a gel packet or more commonly referred to as "Flavored Snot"...
How do we make snooze button minutes as long as treadmill minutes
Never thought I would spend my hard earned money for shoes and gear, train for months, pay an entry fee, get up early, and drive an hour, just to run in a race that I hope to last less than 30 minutes...
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