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Housework... is for people who haven't discovered running yet.
You know you're a runner.. when your immediate response to any conflict or problem life throws at you is: "I need to go for a run!"
Sometimes I feel like giving up. Then I remember I have a lot of people to prove wrong!
Imagine you get murdered while out for a run and some girl skips your episode of forensic files because it's boring
You know you're a runner when... you see 5k and automatically think 3.1 miles, not $5000
Shout out to all runners who will never qualify for Boston, we basic af but we cute
*wakes up* (the day after a marathon) Ah that muscle soreness probably ain't too bad I can still.... *starts moving a little* I'VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK
*scrolling Instagram happily* *remembers tomorrow is Monday* *scrolling Instagram stressfully*
Being a runner and NOT being able to run is exciting because we don't know what mood we'll be in next or for how long
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb.
News: "The coronavirus can only be spread by human contact" My trail running introvert ass: "I'm safe as F*ckkkkk"
"You're still a rockstar" I whisper to myself as get into bed before 8pm
You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
You know you're a runner when... Your Sunday mornings are earlier than your Mondays.
I won't quit. But I will cuss the whole time.
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