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Facial recognition on my iPhone be like "Damn is this MF really trying to ignore the IT band AGAIN???"
I promise to stop talking about my marathon after I run my marathon.
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine, wine and a shitload of miles!
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but did you run today? Be honest...
Let's call it what it is, a 3 mile jog and a .1 mile sprint to the finish to beat the lady with the double stroller.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get "smokin' hot" is by being cremated
She told me I have good form. I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.
If a girl joins Strava just to give you kudos, you got a Valentine. I don't make the rules.
"You're still a rockstar" I whisper to myself as get into bed before 8pm
FACT: Running without music is like having teeth pulled without novocaine.
Congrats on finishing "Bark in the Park 5k".... Sorry your dog is in better shape than you
How my marathon training started. And ended.
Me: "idk why i'm not losing weight." Also me:
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