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Do you ever type bare laughing emojis then remove a couple cos it wasn't that funny
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
Shout out to all runners who will never qualify for Boston, we basic af but we cute
I will unfollow you so quick, once I find out you're not following me back. You are not Eliud Kipchoge sweetie
I came home from work completely exhausted and way too tired to do chores around the house... So I went for an easy 5 instead.
I ran 3 miles this morning... So if I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and a bottle of wine!
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed.
You know you're a runner when... you sprint through the yellow light like it's the finish line because you don't want to wait...
Be straight with me Doc. When you say "broken" does that mean I SHOULD or SHOULD NOT run my race this weekend?
I'd like to try this new thing in bed called sleeping 8 hours.
Welcome to your 40's. If you do not already have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.
Congrats on finishing "Bark in the Park 5k".... Sorry your dog is in better shape than you
A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY, until you're running it. What (and I cannot stress this enough) the f*ck.
I don't think I've told "No" to running on the treadmill as much as I've told YouTube I don't want to try YouTube Premium
Words to live by: "When your running shoes costs $250 you can't afford to be running virtual races"
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