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These flight prices are wild, who  wanna go to Puerto Rico for a virtual  5k tomorrow?
I like to party. And by party I mean  running then a nap!
A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY, until you're running it. What (and I cannot stress this enough) the f*ck.
You know you're a runner when...  You don't drink, you hydrate.  You don't eat, you carb up.  You don't rest, you taper.  You don't work out,  you train. Foam  roll is a verb
My soul mate is probably driving  alone, with a mask on. Come  pick me up stupid
An entire chocolate  cake counts as carb  loading doesn't it??
Y'all saw me getting fat and  y'all didn't say nothing...  smh y'all fake
"When I get into the Boston Marathon"  is starting to sound about as confident as "When I win the lotto..."
How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
20 things "back-of-the-pack" runners  should stop wearing during a race:   1-20: The weight of other  people's f*cking judgement  and expectation
Joggers bounce up and down at  red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
Your grandparents were called to war. You're being called to sit on a couch. You can do this
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling,  but did you run today? Be honest...
You ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you can't get a sports bra off
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