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F@^K!! ...I'm lost. But I feel so badass it doesn't matter.
My soul mate is probably driving alone, with a mask on. Come pick me up stupid
A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY, until you're running it. What (and I cannot stress this enough) the f*ck.
I like to party. And by party I mean running then a nap!
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb
Y'all saw me getting fat and y'all didn't say nothing... smh y'all fake
Your grandparents were called to war. You're being called to sit on a couch. You can do this
An entire chocolate cake counts as carb loading doesn't it??
20 things "back-of-the-pack" runners should stop wearing during a race: 1-20: The weight of other people's f*cking judgement and expectation
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed.
"When I get into the Boston Marathon" is starting to sound about as confident as "When I win the lotto..."
How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
You ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you can't get a sports bra off
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but did you run today? Be honest...
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