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I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get "smokin' hot" is by being cremated
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
Me in middle school... Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class. Me now... Pays to run 13.1 miles.
Me: "idk why i'm not losing weight." Also me:
I don't always run with perfect form. But when I do, I'm passing by the ladies
I deleted all the perfect runners yesterday. Good morning train wrecks! Y'all need coffee or what? –Chaos Coordinator
Y'all ever wish you could be quarantined with your social media running friends, or is that just me?
Immediately regretting my decision... to start training for a half-marathon during the summer.
Them: OMG you're running Boston??? Me: ....... Them: Ewww virtual..... Some people just drain the fucking nice out of you
You know you're a runner when... you see 5k and automatically think 3.1 miles, not $5000
She told me I have good form. I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
"You're still a rockstar" I whisper to myself as get into bed before 8pm
Welcome to your 40's. If you do not already have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.
Race day volunteers put muscle in their hustle
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