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I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
Are you training for a Marathon? Because I see this relationship going  long distance...
When you gained a little weight but  still cute with a good personality
You know you're a runner when... you see 5k and automatically think  3.1 miles, not $5000
You know you're a runner when...  You don't drink, you hydrate.  You don't eat, you carb up.  You don't rest, you taper.  You don't work out,  you train. Foam  roll is a verb
I deleted all the perfect runners yesterday.  Good morning train wrecks!  Y'all need coffee or what?   –Chaos Coordinator
I NEVER DRINK!  I just disinfect my internal  running injuries.
20 things "back-of-the-pack" runners  should stop wearing during a race:   1-20: The weight of other  people's f*cking judgement  and expectation
You know you're a runner when...  People who live in your neighborhood always tell you, "I see you out running a lot."
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, a pair of running  shoes too, light blue; Santa  baby, I want a PR... and  really that's not a lot... So  hurry down the chimney  tonight!
You know you're a runner when... you don't stretch. But you know you should.
Y'all ever wish you could be quarantined with your social media running friends, or is that just me?
Friends who sweat together  stay together!!
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking?   DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
Y'all ever cried over a marathon PR  you missed by less than a minute?? That's a different type of hurt right  there
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