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You know you're a runner when... you don't stretch. But you know you should.
You know you're a runner when... People who live in your neighborhood always tell you, "I see you out running a lot."
FACT: Running without music is like having teeth pulled without novocaine.
Them: OMG you're running Boston??? Me: ....... Them: Ewww virtual..... Some people just drain the fucking nice out of you
Summer of 19 in 2 words "Marathon training."
You know you're a runner.. when your immediate response to any conflict or problem life throws at you is: "I need to go for a run!"
Friends who sweat together stay together!!
I SHOULDA WORN A JACKET!!!
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, a pair of running shoes too, light blue; Santa baby, I want a PR... and really that's not a lot... So hurry down the chimney tonight!
Instagram and Facebook are down?! Now how will people know I ran today???
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
You know you're a runner when... Your Sunday mornings are earlier than your Mondays.
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
You know you're a runner when... You can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
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