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News: "The coronavirus can only be spread by human contact" My trail running introvert ass: "I'm safe as F*ckkkkk"
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb
How do we make snooze button minutes as long as treadmill minutes
Talents: 1. Eating 2. Running 3. Signing up for races *Not necessarily in that order
It's Weekend O'clock... Which means I need to get home by 5pm and be in bed be 9pm.. so I can run ALL the miles tomorrow.
Y'all saw me getting fat and y'all didn't say nothing... smh y'all fake
Sometimes I wonder if all these running injuries are happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people
If you wanna impress me with your car... it better be a food truck
There's NO ROOM for unsupportive runners in 2020
5:00AM The hour when legends are either waking up or going to sleep.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
In ultra running; whether you come in first of last of the pack, we all smell the same.
*RUNNER'S LOGIC* Only a runner would consider it "winning" a lottery.. If they're picked, they get to run 26.2 miles and have to pay $11.3/mile to do so. YIKES!
I love getting cute morning texts like "your order is out for delivery"
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