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Y'all ever cried over a marathon PR you missed by less than a minute?? That's a different type of hurt right there
*wakes up* (the day after a marathon) Ah that muscle soreness probably ain't too bad I can still.... *starts moving a little* I'VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
You know you're a runner when... Your Sunday mornings are earlier than your Mondays.
SHUT UP, PAIN! I trained not to stop until finish line!
I deleted all the perfect runners yesterday. Good morning train wrecks! Y'all need coffee or what? –Chaos Coordinator
I like to party. And by party I mean running then a nap!
I won't quit. But I will cuss the whole time.
Housework... is for people who haven't discovered running yet.
"If you skip a run because it's too hot, you're a lil bitch." – Old Chinese Saying
I refuse to sign up for the virtual "no BQ required" Boston marathon. If it ain't my time it ain't my time
My husband says I don't do enough work around the house. It's like this marathon is going to run itself.
*RUNNER'S LOGIC* Only a runner would consider it "winning" a lottery.. If they're picked, they get to run 26.2 miles and have to pay $11.3/mile to do so. YIKES!
An entire chocolate cake counts as carb loading doesn't it??
20 things "back-of-the-pack" runners should stop wearing during a race: 1-20: The weight of other people's f*cking judgement and expectation
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