eBibs

You know you're a runner... when you're stuck in traffic, you think, "I could've run there by now!"
Summer of 19 in 2 words "Marathon training."
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
I don't always run on the first day of spring, but when I do .....it snows!
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb.
Y'all ever wish you could be quarantined with your social media running friends, or is that just me?
Welcome to your 40's. If you do not already have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.
Me in middle school: Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class Me now: Pays to run 13.1 miles
How do we make snooze button minutes as long as treadmill minutes
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
You know you're a runner when... You can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
You know you're a runner when... you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
That moment when it's time to pick up your race packet
Result Pages: <<   ... 201  202  203  204  205 ...   >>