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Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
Y'all ever wish you could be quarantined with your social media running friends, or is that just me?
You know you're a runner... when you're stuck in traffic, you think, "I could've run there by now!"
Summer of 19 in 2 words "Marathon training."
Welcome to your 40's. If you do not already have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.
How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
I don't always run on the first day of spring, but when I do .....it snows!
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb.
You know you're a runner when... You can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
Me in middle school: Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class Me now: Pays to run 13.1 miles
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
How do we make snooze button minutes as long as treadmill minutes
Them: OMG you're running Boston??? Me: ....... Them: Ewww virtual..... Some people just drain the fucking nice out of you
That moment when it's time to pick up your race packet
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