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You know you're a runner when... Your Sunday mornings are earlier than your Mondays.
I might be crazy... but at least I'm not alone!
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
I won't quit. But I will cuss the whole time.
My husband says I don't do enough work around the house. It's like this marathon is going to run itself.
You know you're a runner when... You can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
SHUT UP, PAIN! I trained not to stop until finish line!
Them: OMG you're running Boston??? Me: ....... Them: Ewww virtual..... Some people just drain the fucking nice out of you
How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
*RUNNER'S LOGIC* Only a runner would consider it "winning" a lottery.. If they're picked, they get to run 26.2 miles and have to pay $11.3/mile to do so. YIKES!
How do we make snooze button minutes as long as treadmill minutes
An entire chocolate cake counts as carb loading doesn't it??
That moment when it's time to pick up your race packet
Never say NEVER with anything running related... "Never could I run a 5k." ...DID IT! "Never could I run a 10k." DID IT! "Never could I run a Half-Marathon." DID IT! "Never could I run a Marathon" ....DID IT!
Y'all need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer
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