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You know you're a runner when... You can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
You know you're a runner when... getting new running shoes is pretty much a holiday for you!
*scrolling Instagram happily* *remembers tomorrow is Monday* *scrolling Instagram stressfully*
You can't run a perfect marathon until you run for someone to change his life who will never able to repay you!
Never say NEVER with anything running related... "Never could I run a 5k." ...DID IT! "Never could I run a 10k." DID IT! "Never could I run a Half-Marathon." DID IT! "Never could I run a Marathon" ....DID IT!
You know you're a runner when... Your Garmin says 'low battery' and you run faster just to finish before it dies!
Summer of 19 in 2 words "Marathon training."
Do you enjoy being alone? Marry an ultrarunner !!
Effort level for this morning's run: Somewhere between OMG and WTF!!!
Some people will watch a movie to unwind. And some of us just go for a 2 hour run instead.
TO-DO LIST: 1. Buy a turtle 2. Name it "The Speed of Light" 3. Be able to honestly say I can run faster the speed of light.
Government: "Only go outside for emergencies" People's emergencies: "I wanted donuts"
"If you skip a run because it's too hot, you're a lil bitch." – Old Chinese Saying
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
Ah, that new challenge smell.
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