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My least favorite stretching exercise to do after a run is squatting over a public toilet.
Race shirts I own: 217 Race shirts I wear: 4 Race shirts I'm willing to give up: ZERO
These flight prices are wild, who wanna go to Puerto Rico for a virtual 5k tomorrow?
Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink like it was a marathon.
News: "The coronavirus can only be spread by human contact" My trail running introvert ass: "I'm safe as F*ckkkkk"
OMG! I haven't seen you in forever! Let's stand in everyone's way and talk about our annoying kids
I don't think I've told "No" to running on the treadmill as much as I've told YouTube I don't want to try YouTube Premium
*scrolling Instagram happily* *remembers tomorrow is Monday* *scrolling Instagram stressfully*
I refuse to sign up for the virtual "no BQ required" Boston marathon. If it ain't my time it ain't my time
You ever say to yourself "this is the worst shape I've ever been it" and then a year goes by and you like "No. This is the worst shape I've ever been in" and then a year goes by and...
I wished I had a treadmill.... New quarantine low
I run for the sole purpose of eating more. Don't judge me.
Sometimes I wonder if all these running injuries are happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people
There's a new sex position called "9". It's just me... laying there... I don't have a sex life... I'm "in training"
You know you're a runner when... You can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
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