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You know you're a runner when... Your Sunday mornings are earlier than your Mondays.
Summer of 19 in 2 words "Marathon training."
My husband says I don't do enough work around the house. It's like this marathon is going to run itself.
SHUT UP, PAIN! I trained not to stop until finish line!
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
You know you're a runner when... You can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
Them: OMG you're running Boston??? Me: ....... Them: Ewww virtual..... Some people just drain the fucking nice out of you
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
An entire chocolate cake counts as carb loading doesn't it??
*RUNNER'S LOGIC* Only a runner would consider it "winning" a lottery.. If they're picked, they get to run 26.2 miles and have to pay $11.3/mile to do so. YIKES!
How do we make snooze button minutes as long as treadmill minutes
Housework... is for people who haven't discovered running yet.
That moment when it's time to pick up your race packet
Never say NEVER with anything running related... "Never could I run a 5k." ...DID IT! "Never could I run a 10k." DID IT! "Never could I run a Half-Marathon." DID IT! "Never could I run a Marathon" ....DID IT!
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