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I might be crazy... but at least I'm not alone!
Remember when I was really into running after I signed up for my first half? Now that I've signed up for my first full marathon... it's worse !!
FRIEND: Bro. Looks pretty hot... FRIEND: Never mind, she's a heel striker.
Me in middle school: Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class Me now: Pays to run 13.1 miles
How do we make snooze button minutes as long as treadmill minutes
You might be a runner if... 10 minutes after a half-marathon you think "Maybe I should switch to 10Ks. This is killing me!" And an hour later you're looking up FULL marathon websites!
*stuff heard at the finish line* I will never qualify for Boston... My boobs won't allow me.
"Hey, where you going in such a hurry?" "Well, this run is getting posted to Facebook so unless you want me to say you got chicked then I suggest you pick up the pace."
Not tonight honey.. I have my long run in the morning
I won't quit. But I will cuss the whole time.
I hate going to the kitchen after my long run and finding out i'm the only snack in the house
hackers need to step the fuck up and give everyone a BQ...Fuck virtual, i want the real deal, i wanna run with the elite
I don't always run on the first day of spring, but when I do .....it snows!
Sometimes the lazy b*tch in your life is you and that's alright.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
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