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You know you're a runner... when  you're stuck in traffic, you think, "I could've run there by now!"
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
I don't always run on the first day of spring, but when I do .....it snows!
Never underestimate the strength of a woman. Never mess with one who runs 26.2 miles for fun.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
Me in middle school:  Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class Me now:  Pays to run 13.1 miles
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate.  You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper.  You don't work out, you train.  Foam roll is a verb.
FRIEND:   Bro. Looks pretty hot... FRIEND:   Never mind, she's a heel striker.
Sorry for the person I become when I'm unable to run.... I don't know her
Pumpkin Pie counts as a veggie, right?
Y'all need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer
Sometimes I feel like giving up.  Then I remember I have a lot of people to prove wrong!
I ran 3 miles this morning... So if I did the math right,  that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and a bottle  of wine!
You know you're a runner when... you  see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and  you think "I could run that!"
I hate going to the kitchen after my  long run and finding out i'm the only  snack in the house
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