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i like my morning run more than i like most people
Hey kid, can I have your free beer ticket?
I run for the sole purpose of eating more. Don't judge me.
Running is the only time my mind is quiet. Probably because I'm focusing on not falling down.
I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you came home... It's just I'm training for this race...
Race shirts I own: 217 Race shirts I wear: 4 Race shirts I'm willing to give up: ZERO
20 things "back-of-the-pack" runners should stop wearing during a race: 1-20: The weight of other people's f*cking judgement and expectation
How my marathon training started. And ended.
You might be a runner if... 10 minutes after a half-marathon you think "Maybe I should switch to 10Ks. This is killing me!" And an hour later you're looking up FULL marathon websites!
Remember when I was really into running after I signed up for my first half? Now that I've signed up for my first full marathon... it's worse !!
In Race Entry Fees world, $200 is really like $11.40
I deleted all the perfect runners yesterday. Good morning train wrecks! Y'all need coffee or what? –Chaos Coordinator
You know you're a runner when... you can run six miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
Runners are so powerful... they'll take a smiling selfie for the gram even when they're actually laying in bed like
Running an ultramarathon is more thrilling when you don't have health insurance
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