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Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink like it was a marathon.
My least favorite stretching exercise to do after a run is squatting over a public toilet.
When people ask me what I do for fun... STRUGGLE.
Does anyone remember that time when ur body just worked? Like, just on its own? No pills, no scheduled exercise, no caffeine, no planned hydration, no stretching, no specific diet –you just woke up and boom, that sh!t was good to...
The problem with "treat yo self" is that I don't know how to stop. I had a bad day in April and I've been treating myself ever since..
My biggest flex is that I'm not chasing Boston or any of the majors anymore (mainly because I can't qualify but still)
You know you're a runner when.. you try guessing the pace of a runner as they pass you.
No matter what happens, virtual racing will always be there for you. Shiny or not, in bling we trust
You know you're a runner when... You can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
Nobody posting about marathons anymore. Yall must be like Oprah, one and done
That mini heart attack you get when you can't feel your car keys in your pocket
You know your a runner when you need to keep your day job to pay for your addiction to running gear!
I always run negative splits when I train. I go out too fast and feel real negative on the last split
Facial recognition on my iPhone be like "Damn is this MF really trying to ignore the IT band AGAIN???"
I cross the road like I don't have any family or friends left
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