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You never know what I have up my  sleeve on race day. Today, for example, it was a dryer sheet
THIS TOO SHALL PASS.  It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
I don't always pay to run a 5K. When I do, it is for a good cause.
My vocabulary during a marathon:
In ultra running; whether you come in first of last of the pack, we all smell the same.
You know your a runner  when you need to keep your day job to pay for your addiction to running gear!
*early morning run routine* Drink some coffee, put on some  gangster rap and handle it.
I came home from work completely exhausted and way too tired to do  chores around the house... So I went  for an easy 5 instead.
I always run negative splits when  I train. I go out too fast and feel real negative on the last split
"I'll just stretch when I get home" is my favorite lie to tell myself when  leaving the track
Ah, that new challenge smell.
When you're at a normal people party... and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for
(18 months from now) ME (weeping): it's so beautiful  STRANGER: ma'am this is the  longest porta-potty line EVER ME (weeping harder): I KNOW
I stand by and listen to  your rants about your TV  shows, so don't make  faces when I mention  marathon and running.
You know you're a runner when.. you try guessing the pace of a runner as they pass you.
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