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Completed my first marathon. And the award for "Acting  normal when you have  a crap load of pain"  goes to...... ME !!!!
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do  with my life because it's raining and  i hate treadmills
You know you're a runner when...  you see a sign on the highway telling  how many miles an exit is and you  think "I could run that!"
It's all fun & games till your jeans  don't fit anymore
Congratulation on finishing  your first marathon yesterday.  And good luck with walking  down stairs the rest  of the week.
What's worse than heartbreak?   Me:
ME: Should I sign up for another race? Brain: No  Wallet: No  Legs: No  ME: Sold!
My vocabulary during a marathon:
Heather, 42, BeachBody Coach Lives life by design.  Wants to be your FB friend. #heygirlhey
Yeah, I earned this! You got a problem with that?
You know running makes you a badass when you become an eBib caricature!
hackers need to step the fuck up and  give everyone a BQ...Fuck virtual, i want  the real deal, i wanna run with the elite
It's a lot easier to start your race when you know it will end up with BEER.
2 rest days in a row... Omigawd I'm gonna be so  out of shape !!
You know you're a runner when...  you ask yourself why you run and you have no real answer.
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