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Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
It's all fun & games till your jeans don't fit anymore
I run because I get to be the weirdo running in the wind, rain and snow.
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do with my life because it's raining and i hate treadmills
My vocabulary during a marathon:
What's worse than heartbreak? Me:
Airlines sending me "We're in this together" emails. Bruh, where were you when my suitcase weighed 51.5 lbs
2 rest days in a row... Omigawd I'm gonna be so out of shape !!
(18 months from now) ME (weeping): it's so beautiful STRANGER: ma'am this is the longest porta-potty line EVER ME (weeping harder): I KNOW
I wonder if there's a taco out there thinking of me too
Congratulation on finishing your first marathon yesterday. And good luck with walking down stairs the rest of the week.
If at first you don't succeed, fix your ponytail, and try again.
You know you're a runner when... you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
You know you're a runner when... your immediate response to any conflict or problem life throws at you is: "I need to go for a run!"
My date told me I should start lifting more than running... ...my date is sleeping by himself tonight.
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