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Me: I feel great Marathon: hope you enjoyed those first 3 miles
It's all fun & games till your jeans don't fit anymore
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do with my life because it's raining and i hate treadmills
(18 months from now) ME (weeping): it's so beautiful STRANGER: ma'am this is the longest porta-potty line EVER ME (weeping harder): I KNOW
Airlines sending me "We're in this together" emails. Bruh, where were you when my suitcase weighed 51.5 lbs
What's worse than heartbreak? Me:
2 rest days in a row... Omigawd I'm gonna be so out of shape !!
My vocabulary during a marathon:
I wonder if there's a taco out there thinking of me too
You know you're a runner when... you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
Forgot to stretch after my run yesterday. That makes it 6 years in a row now
If at first you don't succeed, fix your ponytail, and try again.
Congratulation on finishing your first marathon yesterday. And good luck with walking down stairs the rest of the week.
A lady is never in a hurry.. but can still outrun you.
F**k!! ...I'm lost. But I feel so badass it doesn't matter.
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