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Runners put more thought into the medal before signing up for a race than the race organizers did. The bling speaks volume
4 things to do right after a run: *Hurry and post to Facebook. *While posting to Facebook EAT ALL THE FOOD!! *Stretching? What's that? *Continue to EAT ALL THE FOOD!!
Why do marathoners get so triggered when you call them joggers
If you haven't run an indoor marathon yet clap your hands
If ya runner is having a bad day, then surprise... so are you
*runs 100 milers* I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I'm comfortable with that.
It's always too hot, too cold, too hilly, too flat, too wide, too narrow, too many people, not enough people, too long, too short, too early, too late, too fast too slow... At least until it's done. Then it's too over and you want to...
"If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster" – Eliud Kipchoge
"I should stop running until that pain goes away." Said no runner ever.
Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead
When you still haven't pooped before your race
You know you're a runner when... you smile while passing a car with a 26.2 magnet!
Finish Lines are where you realize just how beautiful is to be alive in this world
Some days I think Forrest Gump had the right idea when he dropped everything and just kept running
Me: I think I'm ready to become a Six Star Marathon Majors Finisher Universe: oh yeah? *releases world-wide virus canceling all the races* Me: well played
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