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Some days I think Forrest Gump  had the right idea when he dropped everything and just kept running
"Only a sh*t load of miles left..." are my thoughts when I begin a half marathon!
The worst thing about being sick is constantly thinking about how out of shape you're becoming while you're sick.
I'm glad I'm only competing with  myself because everyone else is  kicking my ass.
*runs 100 milers* I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I'm comfortable with that.
Being a baby
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a  glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
That moment you realize a "free" race shirt costs you 26.2 miles and $150.
Why do marathoners get so triggered  when you call them joggers
"Better hurry up, they're running out of beer at the finish."
I may not win, but finishing the race as Bat woman gets me cheers along  the way...
Runners be like... "Clear your mind" "Ooooommmmmm" "I have the ugliest toes..."
Get a man you'd miss the run for,  but he won't let you
Can't tell if I have to pee or  I'm just nervous for my race.
If only I ran as fast as I registered.
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