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Why do marathoners get so triggered when you call them joggers
Me: I think I'm ready to become a Six Star Marathon Majors Finisher Universe: oh yeah? *releases world-wide virus canceling all the races* Me: well played
If you haven't run an indoor marathon yet clap your hands
Nowadays you gotta sign up for a fall marathon in several states just in case
Kinda want running friends. Kinda want to run alone.
I'm already planning what I'm going to eat after this.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
You know you're getting old when you start running longer and longer distances for no reason.
Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink like it was a marathon.
*At the Finish Line* ME: *gasping for air, dizzy AF and about to faint* OTHER RUNNERS:
Running an ultra-marathon is a socially acceptable form of insanity
Coronavirus this coronavirus that... can we talk about my virtual race for a second??
I heard you like to run ultramarathons. So you ran an ultramarathon to train for your upcoming ultramarathon??
Get a man you'd miss the run for, but he won't let you
I can't wait to hear people yelling "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE" again
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