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You know you're a runner when...  You finished 10 miles and you don't brag to your friends because it's not a big deal anymore...
Life without my crazy running friends will be so boring
You know you're a runner when... You google your name and all you find  are race results.
Part of the good feeling  after working out is not having to feel guilty for  NOT working out!
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like f*ck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
I hate when people see me at the beer tent and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Lady in the street... But a Freak in the gym.
Before you criticize someone, you  should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're  a mile away and you have their shoes.
There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they are in the olympics.
FRIENDS:  Any plans for the summer? ME TO NON-RUNNERS:   Not really. ALSO ME:   So far I'm in for...  07
On a scale of  1 - 10  ...I'm a 13.1
Turns out my 3 hobbies are: 1. Events with 30,000 people or more 2. Non-essential businesses 3. Touching my face
Yep.  As soon as we are out of the  camera's man line of vision...  I am walking!
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
me two weeks ago: "Holy shit, Boston Marathon is canceled"  me now: "Holy shit, I'm unemployed"
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