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You know you're a runner when... you smile while passing a car with a 26.2 sticker!
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain
Scientific research suggests that runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
That moment in the race when you hear sirens and wonder if you passed out and you're just dreaming of finishing.
*loses 3 lbs* (Next Instagram post) "If anybody needs help with their diet or coaching, email me. Rates-$250/month"
My legs are hungover.
I used to sneak out my house to go to parties... Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
*comes home from race* No one: Literally no one: Absolutely no one: Me: GUESS WHO PRd TODAY, BABY !!
When the candles cost more than the cake... You still chase women, but only downhill. Happy Birthday!
"Your race looked awesome." "It was hell." "Oh. I only saw the Instagram version."
My race results aren't that bad for someone who has the urge to DNF every 5 minutes
Happy Labor Day!! Cheers to those that put in the work.
No rich parents. No assistance. No handouts. No favors. No excuses. Straight hunger. Straight ambition. Straight hustle.
In the first half of your race don't be an idiot. In the second half, DON'T BE A TANGERINE *tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough*
Post your selfies for YOU. Run a little run a lot
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