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Not tonight honey, I've got a long run in the morning...
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
You know you're a runner when... you see another person running and get jealous.
2020 is in 3 months wtf
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm not "fast for a girl", I'm just fast.
*comes home from race* No one: Literally no one: Absolutely no one: Me: GUESS WHO PRd TODAY, BABY !!
We wanted to run an ultra so bad... Now look at us. Just fucking look.
RUNNING FRIEND. One who listens, have a never-ending supply of inane chat and will happily call anything over 2k a "good run". Always willing to walk up hills, cancel when it's raining and celebrate all activity, however minor, with...
JOB INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest strength? ME: Running ultras. JOB INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest weakness? ME: Also running ultras.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain
You know you're a runner when... you've spent more on a race Entry Fee than groceries for the week!
When a friend asks "How was your race?" and you don't know which race they are asking about since it's been a few weeks since the last time you spoke to that person and you've run 4 races during that time..
When the candles cost more than the cake... You still chase women, but only downhill. Happy Birthday!
Some days I run to LOSE myself, other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because I want to add to my bling collection.
*loses 3 lbs* (Next Instagram post) "If anybody needs help with their diet or coaching, email me. Rates-$250/month"
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