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My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... and I'm over here... "Fall... cooler runs... Duh!"
Not tonight honey, I've got a long run in the morning...
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
I may be bigger, but I ran farther than all the people sitting on the couch.
You know you're a woman runner when: *you'd rather wear running shoes than high heels. *your regular hairstyle is a ponytail and headband. *you own more sports bras than regular ones. *you RUN LIKE A GIRL and that's AWESOME!!
2020 is in 3 months wtf
*comes home from race* No one: Literally no one: Absolutely no one: Me: GUESS WHO PRd TODAY, BABY !!
When a friend asks "How was your race?" and you don't know which race they are asking about since it's been a few weeks since the last time you spoke to that person and you've run 4 races during that time..
JOB INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest strength? ME: Running ultras. JOB INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest weakness? ME: Also running ultras.
I used to sneak out my house to go to parties... Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
*loses 3 lbs* (Next Instagram post) "If anybody needs help with their diet or coaching, email me. Rates-$250/month"
Anyone else feel personally attacked by the non-runners when they ask "Did you win it" after a marathon?
RUNNING FRIEND. One who listens, have a never-ending supply of inane chat and will happily call anything over 2k a "good run". Always willing to walk up hills, cancel when it's raining and celebrate all activity, however minor, with...
instagram bio: trail & mountain runner reality: owns a hydration pack
"So you were running basically from 5 to ...?" "Tuesday."
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