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Scientific research suggests that runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm not "fast for a girl", I'm just fast.
I used to sneak out my house to go to parties... Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
That moment in the race when you hear sirens and wonder if you passed out and you're just dreaming of finishing.
My "Fuck it, it'll get better" attitude needs to chill the fuck out
*loses 3 lbs* (Next Instagram post) "If anybody needs help with their diet or coaching, email me. Rates-$250/month"
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain
*comes home from race* No one: Literally no one: Absolutely no one: Me: GUESS WHO PRd TODAY, BABY !!
instagram bio: trail & mountain runner reality: owns a hydration pack
When the candles cost more than the cake... You still chase women, but only downhill. Happy Birthday!
JOB INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest strength? ME: Running ultras. JOB INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest weakness? ME: Also running ultras.
Happy Labor Day!! Cheers to those that put in the work.
When a friend asks "How was your race?" and you don't know which race they are asking about since it's been a few weeks since the last time you spoke to that person and you've run 4 races during that time..
RUNNING FRIEND. One who listens, have a never-ending supply of inane chat and will happily call anything over 2k a "good run". Always willing to walk up hills, cancel when it's raining and celebrate all activity, however minor, with...
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
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