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The best ab exercise is walking... Walking away from the kitchen.
Fun fact about me: I only suggest races that give you beer or wine at the finish because I'm what? A good friend.
My race results aren't that bad for someone who has the urge to DNF every 5 minutes
You know you're a runner when... you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
ME: Wanna hang out? FRIEND: Sure US:
I don't run through injury – that would be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different
You know you're a runner when... you see another person running and get jealous.
*Runner's High* The feeling you get when you buy a new pair of running shoes.
May your co-workers never find out who you really are on the weekends.
We wanted to run an ultra so bad.... Now look at us. Just f*cking look
94 percent of running ultras is wondering when can you lie down again.
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, a pair of running shoes too, light blue; Santa baby, I want a PR... and really that's not a lot... So hurry down the chimney tonight!
You know you're a runner when... your friends no longer look at you like you're nuts because they know it for sure.
the first race of 2020 basically said "But did you die tho?"
"Can you can take a pic of us?" "Are you sure? You don't look good."
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