eBibs

Replaced my recovery drink with wine and everyone is so pretty today
If it's one thing about me imma put some medals on yo timeline
There is always that one parent at the Kids' Dash race who thinks they are in the Olympics.
Here's the problem... I have no motivation for running virtual races but I still care about medals... See my dilemma?
Running helps me when no one else does
" wHy DoNt YoU PosT oN InStAgRam oFteN? " Bitch because I'm injured, mind your business
Me: *signs up for an ultra* Friend: you know you'll DNF, you haven't trained for it Me: it's an ultra, you get credit for trying
Am I the only runner who has no interest in running an ultra??
For those signed up to run your first ultra now cancelled.. God is giving you a second chance to think about it
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half" is going to get punched in the throat.
"Dude, I thought you were racing today" "I am, I'm doing an ultra"
Did it hurt? When you got into your dream race and you DNFed because you're an IPOS?
You know you're a runner when you know EXACTLY where one mile from your front door is. In any direction.
To the people who carry ibuprofen just know I truly appreciate you
ULTRARUNNING: Just like running, but slower, longer, and more sad and lonely
Result Pages: <<   ... 226  227  228  229  230 ...   >>