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For those signed up to run your first ultra now cancelled.. God is giving you a second chance to think about it
You know you're a runner when... A race on the calendar = peace of mind
"I will not look at her tits because she is my friend." Said no runner ever
Sometimes you're not sad, you just need running gear
Strangers who smile when you make eye contact with them are so important
To all the runners who are rude for no reason. You're not "savage" sweetie you're just mannerless
There is always that one parent at the Kids' Dash race who thinks they are in the Olympics.
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half" is going to get punched in the throat.
I think it's time i do shit differently
do runners ever sit back and think "maybe i'm running too much"
Sometimes you just have to spend $400 on a massage gun and hope it fixes the rest of your life too
My daughter drew me showing off my favorite "bling"... I've never felt more understood
"Today is our 4 year anniversary of when we blacked out, went on ultrasignup and registered for our first 100 miler" "God, we are so fucking lame now"
ULTRARUNNING When you need a little more "Fcck this shit" in your life
Ultramarathon (noun.) An event in which people run around for a whole day, often on a trail, searching for food tents.
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