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The fact that I have zero memory of very large chunks of my race is scary lmao
ULTRARUNNING: Just like running, but slower, longer, and more sad and lonely
That awkward moment when you finally realize being a "skirt chaser" now means you are lagging behind a mom and her baby in a 5k.
Just heard my husband tell my 4 yr old "You better clean up your mess or Mom is going to lose her sh!t" Okay... that's very true. I haven't ran in 3 days.
Running helps me when no one else does
Sometimes you're not sad, you just need running gear
Sometimes you just have to spend $400 on a massage gun and hope it fixes the rest of your life too
"Today is our 4 year anniversary of when we blacked out, went on ultrasignup and registered for our first 100 miler" "God, we are so fucking lame now"
"I will not look at her tits because she is my friend." Said no runner ever
Runner chicks always busy until you send them a "You hungry?" text
Take a shower, wash off the day. Drink a glass of water. Make the room dark. Lie down and close your eyes. Notice the silence. Notice your heart. Still beating. Still fighting. You made it, after all. You made it, another day. And you...
I paint my toenails black so they all match...
My circle small but we're all funny
My body has absorbed so much sanitizer that when I pee, it cleans the toilet
Why are gym girls so extra with their instagram captions. It's a mirror selfie Sharon, don't drag Gandhi into this.
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