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I did like 5 squats today so if you catch me being a little thick tomorrow don't be alarmed
Here I am thinking that I'm getting thick, and my panties on backwards
Was gonna upload a selfie from today's run but it's raining and I don't want y'all getting wet twice
Oh, you get your caffeine through drinking coffee? Must be nice to have that much free time.
1 grader: I'm short but my dad is high teacher: it's tall, not high the dad:
Triathlon tip: Be born into immense wealth
Marry a man with a beard. Because a man that's patient enough to grow a beard has enough patience to deal with your running bs
What's worse than running 2.68 miles and realizing you didn't turn on your GPS watch?????? NOTHING.
Me? I don't have trouble focusing. In fact
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I wanna be a triathlete –but also, yikes
It's easy to give up caffeine. I've done it a hundred times.
Can't wait till the weather gets colder. I have too many "fuck this" moments everyday
I tried using actual booster rockets, but race directors frowned on that. Now I just use caffeine.
Don't even talk to me until I've had my second piece of caffeinated gum.
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