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Just when your thought you boobs couldn't get any smaller.... RUNNING!
Housework... is for people who haven't discovered running yet.
Ultrarunning. If you die, we split your gear!
You can find the holiday gift I want at pretty much any running store in town!
The truth is you can always run faster but sometimes the truth hurts.
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
3 Cupcakes = 534 Cal = 5 miles I could give up cupcakes, but I'm not a quitter.
I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you came home... It's just I'm training for this race...
You know you're a runner when... Your Garmin says 'low battery' and you run faster just to finish before it dies!
We added practicing our pose for the camera to our training plan because we want to get it just right since those pictures are more expensive than the race!
#RunnerProblems When making weekend plans your first thought is always, "when can I get my long run in?"
It's all fun & games till ... your jeans don't fit anymore.
No, no... This isn't the hill. This is the hill to GET to the hill..
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half", is going to get punched in the throat.