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Had lots to do today. Went for a run instead.
My friends told me running is great therapy, they failed to mention the similarity in the cost.
The Track: where you go to run in circles in order to make progress.
1% of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99% will know what they are missing.
I'm 1% human and 99% tired
I miss hating the summer heat.
Running a marathon has taught me so much...... How fucking terrible I am at not swearing, for example
Experts: A serving size of chips is 10 chips. Runners: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
The runner's mind: How we think we look versus how we really look.
I legit only drink gatorade, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated, drunk or jittery as hell!
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even their mom: FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR: "A lot of you have been asking me about my stretching routine.."
Uuuuuuugh, that sure hurts!! Just some ice and ibuprofen and I'll be as good as new. Probably should only run 10 miles tomorrow just to be safe.
"Why do you run every day?" Me: So I'm less of an asshole
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
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