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somewhere right now a non-runner is asking a runner if their knees hurt because of all the running
Experts: A serving size of chips is 10 chips. Runners: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips
I'm 1% human and 99% tired
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
Nobody: Me: you not cold?
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... to qualify for Boston
I legit only drink gatorade, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated, drunk or jittery as hell!
You can't cheat the grind. People shed blood, sweat and tears to make this shit look easy.
Not sure if retailers know this, but there is a whole demographic of women who still want the bottom half of the shirt
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% never going to qualify for Boston
""It could be drugs," I whisper to myself as I buy another pair of running shoes on an extremely tight budget. "At least it's not drugs.""
Most common thoughts during a run: What in the actual fuck...? How in the actual fuck...? Why in the actual fuck...? During the last mile: Fuck yeah baby!! That's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow!
Me seeing a personal trainer who needs a personal trainer
"Why do you run so much?" Me: Have you met my parents?
Black Friday Warning The most important things in life aren't things
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