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Nobody: Me: you not cold?
Most common thoughts during a run: What in the actual fuck...? How in the actual fuck...? Why in the actual fuck...? During the last mile: Fuck yeah baby!! That's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow!
somewhere right now a non-runner is asking a runner if their knees hurt because of all the running
Coffee is so confident. It's just a wet bean, and it's like, "I'm worth $5.75 and you need me, bitch."
26 POINT FRICKIN TWO. Because my kids deserve a mother they can brag about.
Not sure if retailers know this, but there is a whole demographic of women who still want the bottom half of the shirt
"Why do you run every day?" Me: So I'm less of an asshole
Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead."
I love December because I be treating myself with everything. new running shoes? done. new gps watch? done. mental stability? that's on backorder bitch
*comes home from a run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
""It could be drugs," I whisper to myself as I buy another pair of running shoes on an extremely tight budget. "At least it's not drugs.""
TRIATHLON Why suck at only one sport when you can suck at three
Some days I run to LOSE myself, other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because I want to add to my bling collection
I legit only drink gatorade, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated, drunk or jittery as hell!
Is your phone full of hundreds of photos of sunsets and sunrises or are you normal?
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