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*comes home from a run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
Life Hack: Running helps you deal with annoying family members during the holidays
Teach your children the joy of running and they'll never have enough money to buy drugs.
The 3 stages of running a marathon: 1. Start 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Finish
If you hang out with runners too long we'll brainwash you into believing in yourself and knowing you can achieve anything
When you realize your only 2 hobbies include running and taking naps
They won't say it but you motivate them.
When you're on the runningwarehouse website and your husband asks "do you really need that?" Do I really need you, Greg?
One day you're young and the next you're going for a 10 mile run just to get a lil mental health break
I'm only photogenic when I'm taking my own pictures, Idk what everybody else be doing... tryna sabotage me
The Track: where you go to run in circles in order to make progress.
Name a better feeling than going for a run you almost canceled and it ends up being amazing
My friends told me running is great therapy, they failed to mention the similarity in the cost.
You know you're a runner when... you have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ankle/shin] hurts you
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