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At mile 20 I thought I was dead  At mile 22 I wished I was dead  At mile 24 I knew I was dead  At mile 26.2 I realized I had  become too tough to kill
The only thing working harder than  me during a run is my sports bra.
"I used to hate running."     –every current runner everywhere
You know you're a runner when... you have this inability to admit that you  should probably see a doctor  when your [knee/ankle/shin]  hurts you
Not sure if retailers know this, but there is a whole demographic of women who still want the bottom half of the shirt
My friend: "My track workouts are not that hard, you won't die or anything"  Me after:
"Why do you run so much?" Me: Have you met my parents?
If you think I'm an asshole now you  should have met me before I started running        #progress
Marathon Thoughts:  I'm going to die.  But if I don't,  I totally want to do this again.
Life Hack: Running helps you deal with annoying  family members during the holidays
Look, I know you are tired. I am too but  keep going. We got shit to do in 2022
Running a marathon has taught me so much...... How fucking terrible I am  at not swearing, for example
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that is it's my cellphone.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
They moved the finish line?!???
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