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Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even their mom: FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR: "A lot of you have been asking me about my stretching routine.."
Thanks to running I have no titties BUT MY ASS flat too goodnight
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for Black Friday!
Every man thinks every woman's dream is to find the perfect man....... Please. Every woman's dream is to eat without getting fat !!
If you think I'm an asshole now you should have met me before I started running #progress
When you realise your three main hobbies include going for a run, naps and food.
Definitely sign up for a triathlon because running isn't hard enough already and free time is stupid
went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke about running as therapy and my therapist just started writing faster and faster what the hell was that
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!
Look, I know you are tired. I am too but keep going. We got shit to do in 2022
My two favorite things in life are going for a run and not going for a run
*comes home from a run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
My friends tell me that running is easy, but it
Remember, your current running pace is someone else's goal pace. Be kind to yourself
I don't run through injury – that would be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different