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Every man thinks every woman's dream is to find the perfect man....... Please. Every woman's dream is to eat without getting fat !!
There's that moment in every long distance run when I think "how fast do I really want to get back to the kids?"
You know you're a runner when... you have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ankle/shin] hurts you
Does anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
I like running by myself so I can replay 1 song 67 times with no complaints
Some people can eat everything and not gain a pound. I click "Like" on a picture of pizza and gain 5 pounds.
This is my gym!
Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead."
It
My mind still thinks I'm 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot
Different day, same shit.
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance.
Them: You'll really take a second mortgage to do a runDisney race ?? Me: Oh dear.... You've never seen the medals
Definitely sign up for a triathlon because running isn't hard enough already and free time is stupid
*comes home from a run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
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