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My morning run is the portal to zero fucks land
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% never going to qualify for Boston
Different day, same shit.
Them: You'll really take a second mortgage to do a runDisney race ?? Me: Oh dear.... You've never seen the medals
Every man thinks every woman's dream is to find the perfect man....... Please. Every woman's dream is to eat without getting fat !!
Remember, your current running pace is someone else's goal pace. Be kind to yourself
UltraRunning... If you die, we split your gear.
They won't say it but you motivate them.
me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok Mo Farah
*comes home from a run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
The moment your Garmin dies. It's like the run never happened...
The more you WORKOUT, the weaker HIS knees get.
My two favorite things in life are going for a run and not going for a run
Told you the Tequila Station was a good idea! Who's got the Selfie Stick? Oh crap! 2 miles to go!
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