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sometimes during sex I get jealous of how many calories my husband is burning
not my best year, but at least I learned a lot.
Things only distance runners understand... Running past your own front door three times because your Garmin says you're still only on 4.96 miles.
My morning run is the portal to zero fucks land
Overtraining is saying "Don't over do it, you're gonna get injured" again and again until you get injured
Remember, your current running pace is someone else's goal pace. Be kind to yourself
I don't run through injury – that would be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different
If you hang out with runners too long we'll brainwash you into believing in yourself and knowing you can achieve anything
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
My mind still thinks I'm 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot
Anyone else feel personally attacked by the non-runners when they ask "Did you win it" after a marathon?
The voices told me to buy more running shoes.
Nobody: Me: you not cold?
me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok Mo Farah
One day you're young and the next you're going for a 10 mile run just to get a lil mental health break
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