eBibs

The moment your Garmin dies. It's like the run never happened...
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
The more you WORKOUT, the weaker HIS knees get.
sometimes during sex I get jealous of how many calories my husband is burning
Imagine they delete instagram and BOOM!!! You're not a Model anymore
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Remember when people use to party til 4am and be at work by 7am? Y'all still do that?
When you realise your three main hobbies include going for a run, naps and food.
My kids get recess, why shouldn't I?
Teach your children the joy of running and they'll never have enough money to buy drugs
Being an athlete is a state of mind which is not bound by age, performance or place in the running pack. –Jeff Galloway
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for Black Friday!
Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.
The 3 stages of running a marathon: 1. Start 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Finish
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