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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling,  but did you run today? be honest...
What's worse than running 1.50 miles  and realizing you didn't turn on your  GPS watch?????? NOTHING.
Which is the longest?  A) a microwave minute  B) a treadmill minute  C) a hangover minute
STAY FIT. Getting back on track is so damn frustrating!!
No Line At The Porta Potty!!
ULTRARUNNING When you need a little more "f*ck this  shit" in your life
I did like 5 squats today so if you catch  me being a little thick tomorrow don't  be alarmed
At mile 20 I thought I was dead.  At mile 22 I wished I was dead.  At mile 24 I knew I was dead.  At mile 26.2 I realized I had  become too tough to kill.
TAPER WEEK.   I'm either annoyed or annoying.. There's no in-between.
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40+ miles  a week yet still gain weight
By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to  87% of what little joy you still have left  in your life
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running  faster than you.
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Why is everyone at the gym asking me why I'm sitting still on the stationary bike? I'm going downhill, dude,  mind your business
“On your left!” What, did I have my hazards on, motherfucker? Just go  around quietly
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