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Does anyone else whisper "what the f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first two miles or is it just me
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Told you the Tequila Station was a good idea! Who's got the Selfie Stick? Oh crap! 2 miles to go!
Which is the longest? A) a microwave minute B) a treadmill minute C) a hangover minute
The moment your Garmin dies. It's like the run never happened...
When you realise your three main hobbies include going for a run, naps and food.
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry? 58. Please don't block me.
The more you WORKOUT, the weaker HIS knees get.
UltraRunning... If you die, we split your gear.
5K, 10K, 13.1....... 26.2?? Never laugh at your wife's choices... You are one of them.
ULTRARUNNING When you need a little more "f*ck this shit" in your life
My kids get recess, why shouldn't I?
I did like 5 squats today so if you catch me being a little thick tomorrow don't be alarmed
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
I wonder how often my neighbors look at me and think "This bitch is crazy"
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