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Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.
The only thing working harder than me during a run is my sports bra.
I hate people who can't take a good photo just give me back my phone bro
The 3 stages of running a marathon: 1. Start 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Finish
There's no place like home. To poop.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that is it's my cellphone.
Things only distance runners understand... Running past your own front door three times because your Garmin says you're still only on 4.96 miles.
They moved the finish line?!???
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Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead."
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
The voices told me to buy more running shoes.
I did like 5 squats today so if you catch me being a little thick tomorrow don't be alarmed
Which is the longest? A) a microwave minute B) a treadmill minute C) a hangover minute
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