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I hate people who can't take a good photo just give me back my phone bro
Why is everyone at the gym asking me why I'm sitting still on the stationary bike? I'm going downhill, dude, mind your business
Imagine they delete instagram and BOOM!!! You're not a Model anymore
By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life
The start is what stops most people.
I used to be stressed out a lot, but then I discovered running. I'm feeling so much better now.
I tell y'all what should be mandated. DEODORANT!!!!!
Did it hurt? When you finally scored a Local Legend status on a segment and got ZERO kudos?
ULTRARUNNING When you need a little more "f*ck this shit" in your life
Fact of the day. Waiting in line to use the pre-race porta-potty takes twice as long as it takes Jeff Bezos to fly into space. Interesting.
I did like 5 squats today so if you catch me being a little thick tomorrow don't be alarmed
There are only two types of people in the world: – "it's already 9pm" and – "it's only 9pm" And they marry each other
You used my Body Glide where?!? Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
The reaction you have when you think it is a snake but it turns out to be a stick!
Chuck Norris? Who is she?
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